MemeMachine562
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There are two princes of Rivendell, even if only one is ever acknowledged. They are the chosen of the stag gods, destined to fight in an endless battle.
We know this story, of course. We’ve seen it all before - For his champion, Aeor chooses Smajor. Exor chooses the eldest, Xornoth.
But what if things were different?
When faced with two brothers, the gods make another choice. Now, free of demonic interference, Xornoth grows into a king, and Scott . . .
Well, we all know what happens to Exor’s champion.
Or; A Champion's Role Swap AU with Scott as Exor’s Champion and Xornoth as the Elvenking of Rivendell. Includes guilt, creeping frost in place of corruption, and lots and lots of Flower Husbands.
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There was no moon, that night. Thick clouds covered the sky - no moon, no stars, no light. Sausage found that he rather liked the total darkness of it all, like someone had turned the world off for the night.
The grass crunched under his feet, dry and dead like all the lands around his home were. Crunch, crunch, crunch, it went. There wasn’t a sound to be heard, no creatures stirring or winds blowing. Just him and his footsteps breaking the silence.
Except . . . there. Something. Something not him.
Or; Total darkness has Scott feeling some sorta way, Sausage gets caught up in it.
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[The nature of death, and how to wake back up] by MemeMachine562
Fandoms: 100 Hours Hardcore SMP
11 Aug 2022
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Grian almost didn’t realize he had died until he opened his eyes again. Until he woke to a changed world. Or, well, a changed him.
It was just so quick. One hit - he dove forward, flaring his wings instinctually - two hits, and that was that. So ends the life of Grian, in a stupid woodland mansion being stupid and going first, being killed by stupid Vindicators.
Or; Grian revives - it isn't a painless experience.
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Grian was bored. The Void wasn't exactly a stimulating environment, after all.
Well. It's not like he doesn't have some raw material to play with. A new world, maybe?
Or; Grian makes a new world out of the remains of Last Life.
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Scott gives Jimmy so much gold that he doesn't really know what to do with it, and honestly? Jimmy had started to assume he just had more than even he could use - and Scott wore a lot of gold, so that was saying something.
There's a bit more to it than that, as he finds out.
Or; Giving gold as a gift means something special in Elven culture, Jimmy doesn't know this.
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Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 4: Gold.Series
- Part 4 of Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3
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Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3 by MemeMachine562
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP
10 Jun 2022
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My fics that focus on Techno and his relationship with Chat!
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burn the night away by AquaEclipse, Orithyia (AquaEclipse) for Always_Indigo
Fandoms: Pirates SMP
02 Jan 2025
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"Never have I ever lied about not being alright," Oli said after recounting half of his life story about how he entered the fishing industry. "You know that I'm honest about what I feel around my boys."
Everyone else simply glanced at each other in silence.
That felt like a pointless question — they all knew no one was going to say anything about that.
"Oh, you silly goose, you know I'd never do that!"
Except Scar, apparently.
"And you keep talking about missing your crab wife when she's right there, Ponytail?" Martyn interjected.
"For the last time, Marty, my wife is not a bloody crab! Gods, you've been hanging around Sausage too much…"
Alternatively: It's game night with the Kestrels (ft. Scott), and they're playing "Never Have I Ever". Let the shenanigans begin!
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05 Jul 2026
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It wasn't a secret. It had never been a secret. Neither Scar nor Grian were the type to hide such a thing. Their friends just...knew. So they didn't talk about it. They were a Thing, and that was that.
Slight problem: Nobody thought to tell the newest Hermit's about this.
Slightly bigger problem: Pearl found out. It...well, it went as well as you think it did.
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- Part 1 of the "Thing"
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02 Jul 2026
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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02 Jul 2026
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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02 Jul 2026