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    What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?

    The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    this was hilarious.

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    Twitter, June 16th, 2018

    Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman
    Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops.

    Émile @OleVoyageursOle
    Replying to @AndyJColeman
    oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huh

    Or: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.

    As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.

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    06 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Lily’s eyes grow impossibly darker, her grip on Jane’s wrist tightening slightly. “What did you say?”

    “Nothing. Never mind. Sorry, forget I said that.” Jane tries to wriggle out of the hold, but Lily presses down harder to keep her still.

    “You want me to teach you how to touch yourself?”

    or

    college roommates hollanova au where jane asks lily to help her figure some things out

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    06 Jul 2026

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    06 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 18

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    "So pretty girl does not want to be called pretty."
    "Rozanov —"
    "Is okay. I was lying anyway."
    "What?"
    "Da. I was being nice, but if you are going to be a brat, then I will stop. You are not a pretty girl, Hollander."

    Or: Jane Hollander wants to be Lilya Rozanov's boy

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    06 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 21

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    Russia is not a safe place for male Omegas. Everybody knows that. So it’s a good thing that young rookie Ilya Rozanov is quite blatantly destined to present as an Alpha any day now.

    ONE SHOT

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    06 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 20

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    ⌕ History

    ↻ boyfriend likes when i lay on him full weight reddit
    ↻ what is autism

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Yuna's breath caught. "What did you say, baby?"

    "Please." Shane's forehead was still pressed to his knee. "Please, please, please—"

    Hayden shifted closer. "Please what? Tell me what you need, Shane.”

    Then, so faint that all three of them had to lean in just to catch it. "...I need him.”

    Yuna's hand found David's. "Who, sweetheart? Who do you need?"

    “Ilya."

     

    Or: It's been a month since the tuna melts. Shane's been getting closer to breaking every day, until he finally does, in front of his parents and the Pikes. In the middle of the panic, he blurts out the only thing he needs: Ilya. So they call him.

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    06 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 80

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    CBC News Archives | July 2005

    Mini-Doc: Meet Ottawa’s 14 year-old hockey phenom, Shane Hollander

    [Video - 3:26]

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    The video has been over for long enough that his screen has gone dark, but Ilya is still stuck staring at the device.

    He hasn’t let any tears spill over yet, but god, he’s going to cry.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane’s eyes drop down, landing on Ilya’s mouth—except all that does is bombard him with fifty different images of what Ilya’s lips would look like with saliva dripping down his chin, cheeks rosy-red, gazing up at Shane with hazy, galaxy eyes as he lies naked and ruined in their sheets.

    And then, because Shane never learned how to control his lovesick mind when it comes to Ilya, that thought is immediately accompanied by the image of Ilya all fucked-out, his blushing face panting with the exertion of keeping his thighs spread, of being taken apart. He thinks about Ilya moaning and whimpering, hole fluttering helplessly as Shane teases it with his tongue, his fingers, his cock, thinks about Ilya begging for him, to let him cum—

    “Shane?”

    —and suddenly Shane’s hungry in a completely different way.

    (It’s 8:02 in the morning when Shane watches Ilya sleep—dead to the world, curls a mess, with drool dripping down pink lips and onto their silk pillows—and thinks, I want to fuck my boyfriend.)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    And Shane is leaving. Of course. Who wouldn't leave? Shane just got caught kissing a man, which he has already called his worst fucking nightmare. Now Ilya is in the middle of it, puking into the kitchen sink instead of fixing the problem that he caused. Oh god, he's just ruined Shane's life, hasn't he?

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    alternatively: in which ilya is a nervous puker

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    04 Jul 2026

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Most people wouldn’t hop in the car and drive for three hours in the middle of the night because of a couple drunk texts from their partner.

    Ilya Rozanov is not most people.

    Or: Shane calls, Ilya comes.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “It’s my boyfriend and I’s anniversary tonight and I’d like to get him some flowers.”

    “...Ah.”

    Ilya supposes he should have seen that coming.

    He puts even more care than usual in the bouquet, probably out of spite—mostly out of jealousy. It’s childish, and he knows that Shane won’t ever look at his fucking peonies and think ‘These are so gorgeous, I definitely ought to leave my partner for this random florist I met twice’.

    Whatever.

    If he deliberately chooses flowers with awful upkeep that will wilt easily, then it’s no one’s business but his.

     

    or: Shane comes to buy flowers for his boyfriend every week. Ilya hates it.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Nah, fuck Paris,” he says, nipping at the underside of Naim’s chin to make him laugh again, the kind of startled laugh that doesn’t know how to be self-conscious. Oh, Ryan thinks, he loves him.

    He can’t say it out loud, not yet, notyetnotyetnotyet, so he chooses to be honest about the rest of it instead, says, “We’ll figure out Melbourne first. Yeah? Then—I dunno. We’ll go wherever you wanna go.”

    “I wanna go where you wanna go,” Naim whispers, unbearably honest-sounding. Scratch that, thinks Ryan.

    This is the happiest he’s ever been.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

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    02 Jul 2026

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