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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

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    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "你的鸡巴在发光。"
    故事从这句话开始。
    一只球队当奖品发的纪念款发光安全套,没能完成自己的本职工作,却引发了一场持续数年的家庭游击战。
    Shane和Ilya都声称讨厌它,但谁也没舍得扔。

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ilya觉得自己做得还不赖,起码他在儿子们面前维护了Shane的燕麦碗。但他不得不承认,每天早上的餐桌两端的确像是两个世界。一边是Shane朴实无华的无聊选择。另一边,幸运麦片承包了大部分鲜艳而混乱的甜蜜。

    “我们的小孩要快乐地长到十八岁,然后他们可以再去学习计算卡路里,或是考虑牙医账单。”

    “什么是亚医账蛋?”Hudson嘟囔着问。恐龙勺子和彩色麦片在他嘴里打架。

    Connor的小脸严肃地绷紧,他还在努力把罐子的最后一点空间塞满。麦片盒最终重重地落回桌上,十几颗彩色小玩意儿瞧准机会四处逃窜。

    “我的燕麦里有一颗星星。”Shane平静地宣布。

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    04 Jun 2026