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Shane (to himself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in friends with benefits, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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When Shane sticks it out at Ilya's house, and the tuna meltdown doesn't happen, he still walks away confused about what Ilya actually WANTS from him. When an opportunity presents itself in the form of Rose Landry and a very thorough PR relationship contract, Shane decides to take advantage of it to show Ilya that he can be a totally chill and normal friend with benefits, and definitely isn't too attached.
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07 Jul 2026
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Ilya sowing: haha fuck yeah!! yes!!
Ilya reaping: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck -
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Shane tries to grab at the right words. "She's not - it's not that simple. Shane Hollander is me but it's also like - it's a thing people use to sell something. It's like a cardboard cutout of me."
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three's a crowd by nettlepixie
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Ilya’s fingers trace a feather-light path across Shane’s collarbone.
“Or maybe,” Ilya says slowly. “You are jealous of her.”
Shane twists, a token kind of struggle; Ilya hardly budges.
“No,” Shane says.
Ilya makes a thoughtful sound.
“Are you sure? Marly is big, strong hockey player who played in Boston. Just your type.”
“Fuck off,” Shane says, but it’s no good when his traitorous dick is obviously hard, positioned just where Ilya’s hips are resting on Shane’s own. Ilya grinds down, just a little, and Shane’s breath catches. Almost without thinking, he’s straining upwards, trying to get Ilya to kiss him. When their mouths are nearly close enough to touch, Ilya says —
“You want me to tell you about it?”
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5 times Ilya suggests someone for a fantasy threesome while they're fucking, and 1 time Shane does.
Bookmarked by mess
03 Jul 2026
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like puzzle pieces from the clay by beautifulduckweed for cadenzamuse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 May 2026
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The universe had decided Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were perfect for each other, so it sent them an unmistakable sign. Unfortunately, the two of them have a lot of practice in mistaking things. So the universe tries again, and again.
Or: how many soulmate tropes does it take to get two oblivious hockey boys together?
“Dude, did you get a tattoo?”
Shane looked over. Shelly, who had the stall next to his at the CN Sports Complex locker room, was staring at Shane’s left arm.
“Uh, no?”
“What the fuck is it, then? Looks gnarly as hell.”
Shane looked down at the dark squiggly shape on his delt, an irregular blob slightly bigger than a loonie. Its edges were a series of indentations and protrusions, kind of like a jigsaw puzzle piece. If he’d seen this on anyone else, he would’ve assumed it was a tattoo, too. A shitty one that should be lasered off ASAP.
“I don’t know,” he said. “It kinda showed up out of nowhere, like, last night.”- Language:
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01 Jul 2026
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only a murderous goose could speed up the hollanov situationship timeline
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a hockey injury makes ilya curious