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Trinity gets off with help of her toy.
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Teasing by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Dec 2024
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Vi makes terrible decisions while bored. Texting Caitlyn is not one of them.
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Silver Spoons & Shiny Staples by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2023
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Dabi’s memory is about as damaged as his skin. Going about his life with reminders from overly-friendly co-workers and various notes he can’t remember writing, his routine is interrupted by a feathered freak who won't stop staring at him.
Hawks' career is faltering under the pressure of the public eye after a failed deal with the HPSC and the only thing keeping him going is the shiny, grumpy waiter at the LOV, a local cafe who he can't keep his cool around.
Even if the nicknames for him are getting increasingly crude.
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Creative Chaos Telephone Fics by ashenice, astronautwithatophat, Beingwithaskillet, Blancfortune (RahDamon), Bouji, CoolPandr, cryolyst, daylightbreaks, DemyxDancer, hailstormtsunami (orphan_account), Isabel_Lynden, kosmochan808 (orphan_account), kourota, Louie_writes, Lucifer_is_my_bitch, MangaManiac, MarinaCipher, MermaidInDisguise, Myrte46, MysticChemyst, orphan_account, pitifulpining (insanemuppet), PromistDream, RewriteTheUniverse, Silvered_Fox, solidagold, The_Weeb_General, TheJayBoi (CoolPandr), Toboe1087, trixiexmoon, TsukkiNoNeko
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Apr 2022
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daylight savings won't fix this mess by cannibalenthusiast
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Nov 2024
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Each work can be read as a standalone, they're just entries in a show universe where past DM happened that I've sort of strung together and based thematically around another piece of literature.
Part one: 2010, Armand visits Daniel on the night of his memoir release.
Part two: Dubai penthouse missing scene, Daniel's turning.
Part three: Three years post season 2, a NYC getting-back-together, rom-com-esque romp.Happy reading! :)
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Bookmarked by insanemuppet
03 Jul 2026
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much of iwtv is porn about vampires. this, this is vampire porn.
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“You’re my best friend. I’d do anything for you. For both of you.” Buck’s eyes are stupid Hollywood blue and even in the dim light they glare electric. Intensified by Buck’s hushed, fevered sincerity. “You know that.”
“I know that.”
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peter's not a kleptomaniac, really. he just. really, really likes stuff.
(or, four things peter steals and one thing he's given.)
Bookmarked by insanemuppet
02 Jul 2026
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cute. makes me hate starlord a little less
LEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEENNNNNNDDDDAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYY -
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Magneto finds himself in 1962, on the morning they go to Cuba, in the bed of the young Charles who'd spent months letting him think they were in love before breaking his heart. But he is not the same man he was forty years earlier, and as he gets to know young Charles again, he discovers that things might not have been exactly the way he remembered them after all.
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Bookmarked by insanemuppet
30 Jun 2026
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💞💞 magneto 71 still petty asf still in love w charles im sick
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Everything you know is wrong by aesc, pocky_slash
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
27 Feb 2014
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When Charles Xavier was five years old, he worshiped his father. When he was eleven, he learned to loathe his abusive stepfather. When he was sixteen, he gave up any claim on the family fortune just to escape. At twenty-four, he's moved away from home into a crappy, standard-issue graduate student house, and gone through his degree program with his best friend, Moira, by his side.
He's adjusted. He knows who he is and where he comes from and what his future holds. At least, until a stranger in a bathrobe shows up in his living room, having used his shower, eaten his lunch and, oh yes, broken in uninvited. Suddenly, everything Charles knows to be true about himself may turn out to be wrong, and his future and past both may be more dangerous than he ever could have imagined.
(aka the bathrobe fic)