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    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

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    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    30 Jun 2026

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    All Star Weekend 2022 has been cancelled and all across social media, people are expressing their thoughts. This includes Ilya Hollander-Rozanov himself, who has posted something very enlightening indeed on Instagram.

    Or, the internet finds out about the Hollanov timeline.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Well over a decade after retirement the public knows Ilya as the picture perfect devoted husband and father. When he's announced as a presenter and commentator for the Olympics as hosted by Toronto one online joke reminds the general public how fucking insane he used to be. Everyone under 35 struggles to square the Ilya Rozanov-Hollander they know today with Ilya Rozanov of the 2010s, fuckboy supreme.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    If insanemuppet let's me borrow their words: "hollanov competition to embarrass the other on socmed (shane is winning)"

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

    JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

    Shane: he had nothing in no halves

    Shane: I will have ONE beer

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    Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    A (slightly AU) series of socmed/group chat fics following Shane, Ilya, and the Centaurs from the Hollanov outing through Shane’s first season with Ottawa

    These are technically all interconnected, and will include references to past events within this universe, but can absolutely be read as standalones

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “I was trying to be cool about it.” Shane's confession is a quiet whine, muffled into his palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”

    It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”

    There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.

    His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: do you know the questions
    Shane: That’s incredibly vague
    Ilya: 36 questions to fall in love
    Shane: I don’t know what that is
    Ilya: The New York Times: The 36 Questions That Lead to Love
    Ilya: see from nyt so very official
    Shane: Okay great. Why are you telling me this?
    Ilya: because we should play and answer

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    Ilya and Shane answer the 36 questions to fall in love and definetly do not fall in love in the process

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    11 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    31 May 2026

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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    28 May 2026

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    Yuna has everybody’s security cameras on a family plan. She never really checks them; they’re just there for insurance.
    Until she sees Ilya Rozanov at Shane’s front door.

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    28 May 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    27 May 2026

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    “Point is, nobody was innocent in this situation except for you, Shane. I need to know you know that.”

    Shane makes an awful little noise. It punches right through Ilya like it were sharp and deadly.

    “I hardly feel innocent,” he complains. “The damage is done, my life is basically over.”

    Ilya taps his foot with his and moves in towards him, not touching but making his presence known.

    “It’s not.” Ilya tells him leaning in closer towards where his head was still slumped against the table. “It feels like it is right now but just wait until there’s another player with another stupid scandal, another stupid story to press and soon enough, this will blow over, hm?”

    Shane takes a minute before he lifts his head, eyes puffy and red despite Ilya not having watched a singular tear escape them.

    “Well until another player gets caught with another man’s dick down his throat I think we can agree this is pretty fucking bad.”

    Ilya swallows hard. He’d never say it out loud for Shane’s sake but yeah, this was looking like it was indeed, in his words, pretty fucking bad.

    or: shane gets outed via leaked sex tape

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    25 May 2026

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    23 May 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    21 May 2026

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    “Why are you so sure he’ll reject you? He was already fucking in love with you, Roz, literally all of us knew it, it was clear just from how he looked at his fucking phone—”

    “That was— That was a fucking miracle, Pike. Miracles don’t happen twice.”

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    shane doesn't remember his relationship with ilya after the hit. ilya was going to break up with him anyway.

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    15 May 2026

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