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What’s the point?
Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”
If you say so.
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- Part 1 of The no dating policy
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07 Jul 2026
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Venom notices it on probably week three. And he doesn’t say anything then because, frankly, he assumes it’s cancer.
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Eddie and Venom make a series of huge mistakes.
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07 Jul 2026
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Eddie is surprised and unprepared to learn that his alien boyfriend has a mating cycle.
AKA Local Sweaty Millenial Get Fuckin Wrecked by his Large Alien Ink Monster
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06 Jul 2026
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Eddie has to go. Venom takes an interest.
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06 Jul 2026
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Come Take Control by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Mar 2022
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Having an Emergency Intimacy Contact (EIC) is standard heroic procedure these days.
This, of course, means that most heroes don’t really take it seriously anymore. Instead, using at least one spot on the EIC as a “fantasy pick” has become common practice.
A trend that #1 Hero Dekiru might, or might not, end up regretting when he runs afoul of a villain's quirk and his EIC list is activated.
Because no one was expecting Eraserhead, the demon-sensei of UA and source of Izuku's entire friend group’s lingering high school nightmares, to be Dekiru’s #1 pick.
Least of all Aizawa himself.
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- Part 1 of Emergency Intimacy Contact
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25 Jun 2026