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    "If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.

    "But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.

    "Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.

    "Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.


    Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Shane Hollander is a dedicated veterinarian. Ilya Rozanov is an obsessed dog owner. Sparks fly when they meet, and Ilya's flawless gaydar clocks Shane.

    Note: Being a vet is not all sunshine and rainbows, but I will do my best to focus on the positives and happy things - like puppy breath and owners who truly care about their pets.

    NO HARM WILL COME TO ANYA IN THIS FIC, I PROMISE!

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    A different ending to the tuna meltdown.

    Everything goes wrong that day, but in a different way.

    Shane Hollander decides to come out as gay, not caring that he would be the first ever gay NHL player. To nobody's surprise, he gets both positive and negative reviews.

    And some very promising flirts.

    Ilya Rozanov tries to look on (calmly) as his own advice attempts to backfire on him. And goes almost crazy.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Sounds boring,” Ilya comments, unable to stop himself. “Okay, so what is the emergency, Sveta? You said the guy dropped two days ago.”

    “They’ve already tried three different professional doms and nobody managed to take him out of it, so–”

    “Who's they?” Ilya interrupts her.

    “The hockey team. Montreal Voyagers. They are flying him in to us now.”

    The Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).

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    06 Jul 2026

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    It feels like a dam has broken inside of him.

    All he wants is pizza. A donut. A milkshake.

    If he can’t have Ilya - if Ilya doesn’t want him - maybe he can have pizza instead.

    It’s a stupid thought. A dangerous thought. But it won’t leave.

    Or, Shane doesn’t get injured in the game and Ilya breaks it off between them. Shane’s eating disorder spirals out of control as a result.

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