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The words had been something like ‘bet you could put that down your penis’, because of course Herman had said penis, and of course the clearest thing he’d said in days was a mistake that he surely did not want to actually say.
“Uh! Sorry! I don’t— I didn’t mean to say, um, let that out.”
Robert tipped his head backwards to look at Herman, snorting at the man’s bright red face.
“I can pretend I didn’t hear it, if you want.”
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02 Jul 2026
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When Waterboy first started his new job at SDN, he never thought that he'd be working alongside his childhood idol. Things take a turn for the worse, though, when he comes across said idol picking glass shards out of his chest, unlocking a side of Herman that even he had never known about.
Valentine's Day fic for WooleyWitch! Hope you enjoy :3
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02 Jul 2026
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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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02 Jul 2026
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I love them. Despite everything I love them.
A SecUnit earns its freedom.
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30 Jun 2026
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"Ok, so the reason why you're here too," Chad began, quickly looking back and forth between the bullpen and Alice.
"Was wondering when you'd explain why I'm here," Alice replied, amusement evident in her tone.
"Well I'm about to explain."
"Bitch, hurry up then."
"Psh, whatever. So, I'm in the locker room getting ready. And Sonar like, snaps his fingers in front of my face."
"He don't know he's got a target on him yet?"
"No, I'm gonna make it look like an accident. Anyways, he didn't even fucking recognize me. Said it was cause of the beard."
"And you want to see if our little dispatcher recognizes you, yeah?"
"Exactly!"
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27 Jun 2026