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    “Sounds boring,” Ilya comments, unable to stop himself. “Okay, so what is the emergency, Sveta? You said the guy dropped two days ago.”

    “They’ve already tried three different professional doms and nobody managed to take him out of it, so–”

    “Who's they?” Ilya interrupts her.

    “The hockey team. Montreal Voyagers. They are flying him in to us now.”

    The Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    A wet dream makes Ilya Rozanov realize he might have a crush on one of his rookies. His husband being their teammate only makes things more complicated. But, much to his surprise, Shane is more perceptive than Ilya gave him credit for. Maybe it's time to come up with a plan?

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    07 Jul 2026

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    06 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    "Take your kids to safer playground. Tell mayor this slide is very dangerous. Tell him Ilya Rozanov, Captain of the Raiders, bravely sacrificed himself to save all children of Boston.” Next to Ilya, Cliff let out a pained moan. "And Marlow was here, too."

    Shane was going to be pissed.
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    5 Times Ilya lost to the Boston Cop Slide plus the 1 time he won.
    Each chapter is a stand-alone piece in which Ilya is interacting with the Boston Cop Slide for the first time.

    Ch 1: Ilya and Cliff bonding while on babysitting duties
    Ch 2: Ilya speed runs as many dates in one day as he can with Shane before moving
    Ch3: Ilya takes his rookies around his old stomping grounds, They're too young for American bars, so they improvise
    Ch 4: Ilya and Shane's first time in Boston while on the same team
    Ch 5: Harris has an idea for a social media video and Ilya has terrible luck
    Ch 6: Ilya defeats the Cop Slide. How? Great question.

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Marley: hahahaha have you seen hammersmith getting into it with a teenage girl on twitter?
    Roz: No??? And this is what you do after we win Stanley Cup, Marley? Should be getting drunk and having foursome.
    Marley: i’m a taken man, rozy, stop propositioning me. and you know i partied yesterday bc you were with me
    Roz: Taken for now, until you start leaving socks on floor and she kicks you out again. And sorry, but you are not my type
    Marley: 🖕
    Roz: Yes, yes, I know it is hard to be rejected. Alright, tell me about Hammer getting beat up by teenage girl

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    In which a group of unlikely queers terrorizes the whole of the NHL, Boston, Montreal, and Ottawa, but most of all…each other.

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    03 Jul 2026