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[Podfic] I Learned To Drown Young by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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“I’m kinda fucked either way, if the pit's wearing off.”
No. No, he’s not, because Dick refuses to let him go.
“I’ll kill Ra’s Al Ghul myself if I need to,” Dick says, and means it with every fiber of his being, “I’m not letting you die again.”
Jason watches him carefully, like Dick is a porcelain vase about to topple. “The Pit didn’t revive me,” he says slowly. “You know that. I won’t die if it wears off.”
“You’re just going to take this?” He demands, pushing himself fully upright and staring Jason down, disbelief warring with his fury. ”You, Jason fucking Todd, are going to lie down and let yourself fade away? Just like that?”
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The effects of the Lazarus Pit are wearing off.
Jason didn't want any of the Bats to know he was deteriorating, especially not Dick. But now that he does, nothing can stop Dick from trying to heal his brother.Except, maybe Jason is saving Dick as much as Dick is saving Jason.
Podfic of I Learned To Drown Young
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come out feeling like hope by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
02 Jul 2026
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Dick fucking Grayson sure has a way of derailing all of Jason’s plans, that’s for sure.
He was expecting to find something different. An exhausted Nightwing leading city repair and rescue efforts, clearly overworked. A stressed and worried older brother, concerned about his little brother’s injuries from the big bad Red Hood. Even something related to Jason being the Red Hood, whether it was pissed or confused or whatever. Not–
Not this. Not a bundled up lump of man with unwashed hair and empty eyes lying on the bed in a messy hotel room, talking about having seen Jason before (despite Jason knowing he hasn’t) and implying that Jason is going to take him to die.
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Red Hood comes looking for Nightwing. Jason Todd doesn't like what he finds.
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[Podfic] No Strings Attached by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2026
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"Who can I go to for the sake of righting the Jin sect’s wrongs, Senior Lan? There’s no one, and that’s why I fled to the Burial Mounds.”
“All the same,” Lan Qiren says, looking around at the dank cave and then at the child nodding towards sleep in Wei Wuxian’s lap, “you can hardly stay here, Wei Wuxian. I saw that your people were trying to farm on the slope behind the forest, but I doubt their efforts will bear fruit. What will you eat?”
“When people are hungry enough,” Wei Wuxian says distantly, “they will eat anything.”
__After Wei Wuxian's flight from the camp at Qiongqi Dao, Lan Qiren visits the Burial Mounds and discovers that he has bigger problems than his nephew's broken heart.
Naturally, this changes things.
Podfic of No Strings Attached by stiltonbasket.
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[Podfic] From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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In which Zizhen, Jin Ling, and Jingyi get together and decide to court Sizhui. It goes terribly.
Podfic of From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by owlfowlfa.
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get loved, idiot by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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"Are you behind all of this?" Wei Wuxian asks, unable to keep the question inside.
Sizhui blinks placidly at him, hands politely settled in his lap. "Behind what, baba?" he asks innocently.
"Everyone being–weird," Wei Wuxian says, feeling both embarassed and a little defensive, "calling me things."
"Perhaps baba is simply noticing how much people appreciate him," Sizhui answers, then reaches for his chopsticks.
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OR: people start to use terms of affection on Wei Wuxian. He is not prepared.
Recent series
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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- 65,094
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- 6
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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- 2
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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Simulpod: A Lobby of Time Travellers by Aether (writerproblem193), Ceewelsh, DevilWithABirdDress, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Elle_dubs (avril_o), Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), forzandopod, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), InklingDancer, irrationalpie, kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), lysandyra (pxssnelke), mistbornhero, pezzax_multivoice, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), pxssnelke, roseszain, with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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The 2023 round of Voiceteam had a challenge. That challenge? To pod a fic as many times as humanly possible. Behold!
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- 14
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And there, in the heart of the desert with Deathstroke beside him and the boy across from him, Renegade rediscovers a piece of himself. A part his master has tortured and tormented but not quite managed to kill just yet.
Looking at the boy, Renegade thinks he might have been the type of person to save him.
Or, alternatively, how Dick and Damian rescue each other.
Updates weekly.
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- Part 1 of My Brother Beside Me
- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
04 Jul 2026
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Ruthless Call Of Senseless Voices by AuroraKant for Aelig
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 Jan 2021
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His apartment was clean. Nobody had fiddled with any lock, the doors and windows perfectly intact, the security system running smoothly. His bloodwork had shown no diversions from the norm either, and after searching for two hours – Nightwing would have to wait today – all he found was a pair of socks he had searched for a week ago.
No bugs. No trip wires. No hidden cameras.
Or: Weird things start happening around Dick - he forgets things, finds others in weird places, startles because of shadows... but things have to get worse, before they can start getting better. And, oh, they get bad.
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- Part 7 of Winter Whumperland
- Part 3 of January Prompts
- Language:
- English
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- 7,157
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
04 Jul 2026
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i (want to) feel like a person for a moment in my life by Ro29 for bathandbodyworks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Nightwing (Comics)
13 Jul 2019
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there is something about the word 'no' that makes it stick in his throat, choking him with those two little letters.
and Dick is a pathetic thing who wants to be loved so so much and doesn't know how to feel about sex.
these two things are related, and it's all so messed up that he wants to sob and scream and cry until his lungs are empty and his throat is bloody.
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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04 Jul 2026
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a pointless resistance by emavee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
10 Jul 2021
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It starts with a news report running in the background of a greasy little diner, but it ends with Dick dead.
Except, it doesn't stop there. It keeps on ending, over and over. Bruce's son keeps dying, and nothing he does seems to make any sort of difference.Series
- Part 12 of dc, let bruce be a good dad you cowards
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,798
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 221
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- 2,779
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
04 Jul 2026
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There’s an alert from the Watchtower’s prison: an extra inmate has been counted. Dinah hurries to assess the situation.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
04 Jul 2026