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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    That CCM commercial wasn't Ilya's idea. No, of course not. It was Sue Sylvester's.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    All eyes are on Montreal and Ottawa now that Shane Hollander is a Centaur. It's going to be a big year for the Cens, assuming they can get past their first game against the Voyageurs... and their second... and their third? Maybe it won't be as simple as playing one game and proving everybody wrong.

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    Compliant with other works in this series but can be read as a standalone.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    💌 ShaneHollanderhockeyplayer has one new Fanmail request from [email protected]

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    Jackie gives Hayden a very thoughtful birthday gift

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    04 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Jackie has a special request for Shane. Shane, being who he is, crafts a thoroughly researched and incredibly enticing proposal for Ilya.

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ilya and Shane come home and decompress after an eventful weekend at the cottage with Hayden.

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    04 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 84

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    Shane never thought he'd see the day. His husband and his best friend, enjoying each others' company without Shane or Jackie threatening them with abstinence if they don't play nice. It's a powerful aphrodisiac.

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    04 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Five times during Shane Hollander's first year as an Ottawa Centaur that he showed the world that he loved his husband, and one time they kept it just for themselves.

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    Compliant with "I Laugh Like Me Again," but can be read as a standalone.

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    04 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ilya and Shane played hockey together five times during the 2016-2017 season. Each time, something changed.

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    five times Shane and Ilya played hockey together, and one time they didn't (because they both got knocked out of the playoffs)

    Prioritizes show canon.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    For the first time in years, Shane and Ilya aren't playing in the All Star game, and Shane isn't handling it well. When a snowy getaway to the cottage isn't enough to take his mind off of things, Ilya calls in reinforcements in the form of Hayden Pike.

     

    A follow up to my fic You've Got Fanmail :-)

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane has an odd conversation with Rozanov over tuna melts.

    In Shane's experience, it is common for his teammates to get hard in the locker room. But Rozanov seems to find that surprising?

    So odd.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Sorren Miitka knows how lucky he is. He gets paid millions of dollars a year to play hockey. He’s the starting goalie for the Montreal Metros, and they’re coming off back-to-back championships. And he never has to defend his net against Shane Hollander in an actual game.

    Because Shane Hollander is his captain. The Shane Hollander—the sleep paralysis demon of Major League Hockey—is Mitty’s captain.

    And also his wet dream.

    (It’s the hockey, really.)

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    03 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 11

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    Scott is lucky, apparently. Ilya suggested picking him up in a sports car—he’d get tossed in the trunk with the rest of the baggage. Shoved in the back of Shane’s practical British whatever the fuck, knees bumping Ilya’s seat, headrest not adjusted for his height, Scott’s having flashbacks to growth spurts in mom vans driven by church volunteers. 

    “How is our princess, hm?” Ilya ducks over to look at Scott in the rearview, and Scott already has a middle finger ready for him. 

    “It’s damsel, Ilya,” Shane corrects. 

    “Not helpful,” Scott interjects. 

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    It's only a week. Scott can survive a week, can't he?

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

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    02 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Come on, show me your masterpiece," Grace said, feeling helplessly charmed. "What's it about?"

    "Is proposal," Rocky said.

    "Oh yeah?" Grace smiled. He stretched his arms up, reaching until his spine popped. Maybe taking a break from his experiments was the right call after all. "Sounds exciting. What are you proposing?"

    "Propose Grace Rocky get married," Rocky said.

    Grace twitched violently, fell sideways off the viewing platform, and banged his elbow hard into DGCR screen six.

     

    Rocky and Grace watch a movie and talk about their friendship. Also they love each other to the ends of the infinite, expanding universe.

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    30 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 97

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    Kip grabs Scott's thigh as he watches Shane lick his lips before tucking his smile back between his teeth. Rozanov meets Shane's eyes from across the room, heated and promising something. Kip feels crazy looking at it being reminded of the tension of their face offs. Shane's eyes drop back to the bland chicken on his plate, and Kip is ready to write this off as a figment of his imagination, when Rozanov catches his eye now and winks.

    Scott is going to have five tiny bruises on his thigh. But that doesn't seem to bother him. "Everything okay?"

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Sasha has seen plenty of pictures of Ilya’s husband of course, on Ilya and Sveta’s socials, and in the media. He is, unfairly, even more attractive in person, though he holds himself just as awkwardly as he does in photos.

    “Very pretty,” Sasha says. “You know it’s not usually my preference, but I’d fuck him.”

    “Careful, Sasha,” Ilya says.

    “You used to be happy to share,” Sasha tells him. “Are you worried he would be up for it? Green isn’t a good colour on you, Ilyusha.”

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    Or, five times Shane and Ilya show jealousy in front of others, and one time they keep it between themselves.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    27 Jun 2026

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