Caffeinated_Spoon

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  1. Summary

    Madam Brughel Poisson has decided to open up a chain of brothels. Workers and clientele both are kept anonymous - their only identifying trait is the placard they receive upon registering... a simple shape on a background colour. Sex, blowjobs, hands jobs... you name it, and if it can be done anonymously, you can find it at The Morning Glory.

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    Caelus and Skott are ever at odds, yet there is something potentially blooming... to the annoyance of them both.

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  3. Summary

    ~♥~ Jing Yuan and Jiaoqiu are the one of the best couples ever ~♥~

    Stories will always be sorted vaguely in order, which means if I write something that needs to be inserted between existing shorts, the story order may change. So please keep that in mind ♥

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Welt was a beta, until - well - he wasn’t.

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    06 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CaeWelt
    Fucking hot

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    “Caelus, this is wrong.”

    Caelus has his hand on Welts's hips, pushing him into the wall. Although Caelus was much younger and smaller, he was clearly exerting control in this situation.

    “I know,” Caelus responds. “But you want me too. I’ve seen the way you look at me, don’t deny it.”

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dr. Ratio goes on a brief and devastating self-discovery journey thanks to a prank from his IPC colleague and friend and finds that he has been laboring under various misconceptions of himself and his relationship.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Screwtio
    Sweetnand amusing, reread

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    A lot of what Dan Heng does these days, when he isn’t idling the hours away, is make attempts at keeping Zhongli and Neuvillette’s combined attentions.

    Which is why he’s invited both of them to dinner, quite against his better judgement. The last time the three of them were all in one room, well.

    Even now, he dreams about his heat, that pleasure-soaked week.

    When Dan Heng goes into heat a second time, Zhongli and Neuvillette play a game for his satisfaction.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Dan Heng exhales a shaking breath and curls against his pillow.

    He is keenly aware of Zhongli’s presence on the other side of the door. And though he knows that Zhongli is in another form, he has the brief, hysterical fantasy that Zhongli might rise from the sofa in his human form, come to the door, knock on it, and—

    And what?

    Dan Heng presses a damp, sweaty palm to his face and groans softly.

    When Dan Heng ends up on Teyvat and in heat, Neuvillette and Zhongli take care of him.

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    03 Jul 2026