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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Statement from Boston Raiders General Manager Rick Doughty:

    We are aware of a video circulating online from earlier this summer of the locker room celebration proceeding Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final. This was a personal recording of an adrenaline-fueled moment inside our private facilities and was not intended to be seen by the public.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “I am not super gay,” Shane says for what has to be the fifteenth time tonight.

    “You are so super gay,” Ilya retorts.

    Barrett sighs. “For fuck’s sake,” he says. “This argument is getting real fucking stale. Just settle it once and for all. There's a strip club down the block."

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Okay,” Ilya says, marching into the locker room and clapping his hands together. “Let’s get it out of the way. I am not father of Texan stripper baby, I did not fuck crazy Texan stripper, Shane is not breaking up with me, blah blah blah.”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    01 Jul 2026