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congratulations, you're pregnant! by shaneverse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jul 2026
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"Dr. Hollander..." Luca's voice came out low, almost cautious. "I think there's a gestational sac."
Shane stared at the student for a moment before letting out a short laugh.
"Good try." He waved a dismissive hand. "Now tell me what's actually on the screen."
No one answered.
The silence sent a chill up the back of Shane's neck.
He turned his head toward the monitor, expecting to find a cyst, an artifact, or anything else that would justify this collective reaction.
It was a gestational sac.
No.
Or: Shane Hollander is a radiologist, an alpha, and happily married to another alpha. One routine teaching session leaves him with an impossible diagnosis and five students keeping the biggest secret in modern medicine.
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- Part 9 of hockey didn't happen
- Part 4 of the hollander-rozanov parenting chronicles
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Eddie recaps this in his head a couple more times and he’s — jealous. Fuck, he’s jealous. That’s the word for it, the heat coiling deep in his gut, his whole body wound like a spring about to snap.
Jealousy.
Which is a bizarre emotion to feel about your best friend sleeping with someone. Jealousy implies ownership, implies wanting, implies — implies that 1) Eddie is not straight, and 2) he is possibly in love with his best friend and maybe possibly wants to suck said best friend’s dick about it.
Alright — okay. Eddie feels like he needs to sit with that for a second, give it the space it deserves.
Eddie wants to suck a dick attached to a person who is a man.
Not just any dick, either. Buck’s dick. His best friend.
Huh.
He expected that to feel weirder. He expected sirens, maybe, or a crisis, or at minimum a dramatic internal monologue about his Catholic upbringing and the sanctity of heterosexuality.
Instead, there’s nothing. The sirens are silent, the crisis doesn’t come, and Eddie wants to suck his best friend’s cock. Non-platonically.
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Eddie moves back to LA, finds out Buck slept with Tommy, and reacts accordingly.-
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5 times in which Lee Donghyuck, twenty-two, human male, with a grand total of two failed attempts at relationships throughout his entire life, unsuccessfully tried to confess his feelings to his roommate. One time said roommate had to force the confession out of him.
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“Can I help you get somewhere safe?” says Lance McClain, alpha, and claimed official for the Bureau of Omega Affairs.
Keith spits onto the pavement. “An alley not good enough for you?”
“And get a staph infection from a dumpster?” He lifts a brow, highlighted red and blue from flashing neon. He shakes his head. “I’m not gonna try anything, promise. What’s your name?”
“Whatever you want.”
“Okay. Well, you’re about to pass out, tiger.”
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Keith's sick of this city, sick of his heats getting worse, and sick to death of alphas. Enter Lance, who's gonna make Garrison City a better place if it kills him. A story about anger, trust, and changing what's broken. -
Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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you would be the groom and i also would be the groom by j_marie_archie50
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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“Buck, I didn’t ask you to be a groomsman at my wedding because I was kind of hoping you’d be the groom. I want you to be the one standing with me at the altar.”
Shaking his head, Buck pushed himself out of his chair. “Hold on. What?”
Eddie smiled, a soft little grin that made Buck’s knees feel weak.
“I guess you get a two-for-one special today, Buckley,” Eddie murmured. “I’m gay and so in love with you that it, quite frankly, makes me feel crazy.”
Buck froze. He’s not sure there was anything else he could’ve done at that moment. What the hell was happening right now?
“I’m sorry,” Buck muttered, holding a hand up between them. He screwed his eyes shut. “Can you repeat that?”
OR: Eddie comes in to work one day, planning his future wedding. It pretty much ruins Buck's life.
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It's Hyunjin's fifth year wasting away at the Polish Water Ice in Ocean City. This season is business as usual until his boss makes his first new hire in years - a bubbly, freckle-dusted Aussie named Felix with bright eyes and a radiant smile that makes Hyunjin's knees weak. This shouldn't be a problem - they're both single and clearly like each other - but Felix is a coworker. And Hyunjin doesn't date his coworkers anymore.
Or: A sweet, mid-burn story about falling in love in the summer, which sometimes requires breaking one's own rules.
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Every Friday night, Mike Wheeler gives advice to strangers on his college radio show. When a caller asks what to do about their feelings for a friend, Mike tells them to test the waters. He never expects Will Byers, his best friend, roommate, and biggest weakness, to take that advice as well.
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A curious case of time travel by Flowing_Water
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Jul 2026
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When Michaela is thrown multiple years into the past, she cultivates a plan to approach the Bridgertons once more starting with the most troublesome one - Anthony Bridgerton.
A story about the family that Michaela finds herself, once again, being swept away by whilst trying to conceal her true motive. The Bridgerton’s sixth child.
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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Playing the Part by rideword
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)
03 Jul 2026
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One custom-tailored suit. That's all it took to trigger Olruggio's awakening. Now he's trapped in a steaming bathhouse with a naked Qifrey, he claims it's just the steam making him flush crimson. A slow-burn disaster of magic, denial, and uncharted waters. OlruggioxQifrey, UtowinxEasthies
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the rum diaries by Danganphobia
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)
04 Jul 2026
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“You fucking this guy?” The answer was obvious. He just wanted to know for himself.
Qifrey snorted. “Does that make you jealous?” He asked, bringing his wine glass to his lips.
Olruggio scoffed. “No. I mean I was seeing this girl sometime ago anyway, you know.”
Not really. A disaster of a fling that ended with her walking out mid hookup. There were more attempts. They didn’t go anywhere.
“I didn’t ask if you were seeing anyone Olly.” Qifrey reminded him, smug. “But if you did, good for you.”
Dick. Olruggio wanted to reach for that ashen gray hair and pull as hard as he could, then he remembered about the we’re open part, fixating on that.
“He just lets you… sleep with whoever you want?”
“He just wants me. He can have me. But if I want something else,” Qifrey murmured, his foot trailing up Olruggio’s leg. “I can have it."
Returning to the atelier means working alongside Qifrey again — strictly as colleagues. Except Qifrey has moved on, built a life Olruggio doesn't recognize, and somehow that's the part he can't leave alone.
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Please Don't Take My Wisdom by hematoma47
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 May 2026
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Dykstra: Today is the day!
Hollander: Remind me why Ilya and I are the ones taking them?
Bood: You and Roz already handle Luca’s doctor’s appointments anyways
Bood: It was only a matter of time.
Chouinard: That fact is still crazy to me.
Harris: Mom and Dad taking their kids to the doctor!OR
The Centaurs rookies need to get their wisdom teeth out. Why not together and all at once? Oh also Shane and Ilya are responsible for them. Mostly Shane.
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- Part 4 of Ottawa Centaurs Gone Wild
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looking for the last person i'll ever meet. not here for a good time, not here for a long time. just here for one appointment. serious replies only.
After losing his sister, his boyfriend, and very nearly himself to an overdose he didn't even intend, Megumi concludes that the most decisive thing he's capable of is finding someone else to make the decision for him.
He's surprisingly easy to find.
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Modern Lockets by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)- Language:
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you don’t know the half of it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire
Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa
Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?
Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT
St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭
Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone
St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐
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or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).
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- Part 4 of anon heated rivalry fics
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URL: /works/83666241
Title: you don’t know the half of it
Author: Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
Pairings: Wyatt Hayes & Original Male Character(s), Wyatt Hayes & Ilya Rozanov, Wyatt Hayes & Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov -
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Stiles temporarily loses his memory after surgery, and when he discovers that he's married to Derek, he's all kinds of happy and adorable about learning who his husband is.
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Static and Lip Gloss by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2025
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Velvette stared. Then:
“…You are so weird. I love it.”She straightened, clapped her hands once, decision made.
“Okay, since you're stuck here and I’m awake and bored and dehydrated? We’re hanging out.”
Alastor perked.
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Grian had a rough day and ends up “kidnapping” Mumbo due to his instincts
Mumbo then calls on Scar for a bit of helpSeries
- Part 12 of Khaos’ short stories
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Five years after leaving Wizarding London, Hermione Granger returns as an Auror who was deep undercover. Only she does not return alone and just so happens to have a small child who looks suspiciously like Draco Malfoy.
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