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Pedri cleared his throat, looking up to lock eyes with his best friend.
“Is 'The Shark' just a mask you put on because you're scared of not being good enough for this partnership?”
Ferran’s cocky smile froze instantly. He opened his mouth to drop another loud, defensive joke, but as he looked at Pedri’s calm, reassuring eyes, something inside him shifted.
“Yeah,” Ferran said, his voice quiet, stripped of all bravado. “It is.”In a high-stakes summer tournament , Ferran genuinely believed his "Shark Mentality" would shield him.As the show goes on,Ferran's carefully built armor begins to shatter piece by piece. He is left with a terrifying choice: keep hiding behind marketing synergy, or drop the mask and risk a four-year-long secret love.
But navigating Love Island under the relentless Mallorca sun is a team sport, and the rest of the FC Barcelona squad isn't making it easy. Between Lewandowski acting like a military dad who confiscates sugar and enforces a curfew and Lamine as the official Mascot of Chaos, the villa is pure reality TV madness. Add in Raphinha fiercely protecting Fermín, and Pau and Marc mending fractures and the formations quickly turn into emotional battlegrounds.
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Hollanov Havoc by fffpppp
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is married, out, and unhinged. Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander's biggest supporter.
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The league finds out how good they had it back when Shane leaned heavily into his media-trained persona.
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Damian manages to find his way in life, his family is happy for him, and hopefully the world would be too, but that's not the case. Between the shadow of his father, the not-so-discreet interference of his brothers, Damian will have to prove that he's not just a piece of furniture in the office... Although he may also discover a new world hidden from his eyes and his problems.What guarantees that even hospitals don't have their problems?
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I just wanted to write about Damián as a doctor.
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Yuuji discovers a shirt that is decidedly not his.
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- Part 1 of Flufftober 2022!
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AY QUE LINDO LOOOOL LLORO
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Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for birdsofshore, capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2017
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Harry Peterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry's been hit with a memory charm, but it's okay because he realises he's bent
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Jabbers in desperate need of a lock detox and retwist luckily her amazing but bitchy girlfriend will do it for her and whos jabber to complain shes quiet enjoying the veiw
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This is kinda shortSeries
- Part 1 of Janka Fantaseizes
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I only want to say, I LOVE JANKA YURI, GIVE ME MOREEEEE, IM HUNGRYYYYYY😈😈🔥🔥
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Our Reunion by Pink2Sun
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End - All Media Types, 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
01 Jul 2026
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Fifty years after defeating the Demon King, the Hero Party reunites for the meteor shower.
Everything goes exactly as expected.
Except Himmel still looks twenty-six.
Now Heiter is abusing his authority as Archbishop to raid ancient church archives, Eisen is digging through dwarven history, Frieren is dragging Himmel to meet the oldest and most terrifying elf alive, and Himmel is trying very hard to convince everyone that “mysteriously not aging” is probably not worth making a fuss over.
Unfortunately for him, his friends have decided this is absolutely everyone’s problem now.
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"Don't you want to know the news?" Hoseok asks him.
Kim Namjoon is the vice president of operations at Bangtan Corporation. He will argue to the founder himself that he ultimately is not paid enough for this. Not for watching the premium coffee creamer he bought run dry, not for the stack of paper airplanes Jeon Jeongguk flies into his office, not even for Jung Hoseok to jump him in the bathroom and announce that he has news that Namjoon must know.
Namjoon is about to contemplate speaking to Park Jimin from HR about this matter when Hoseok adds, "There's a big red thing on Seokjin's neck."
He might actually get paid enough to listen to Hoseok.
OR: a week in the life of Bangtan Corporation after Min Yoongi, director of sales, gets hired. ('He said, he said,' the fic.)
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burning with passion by honeybalm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2026
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Your wonderful roommate, Toru Hagakure, starts a fire in your apartment, and you get stuck feeding the fire department because she’s interested in a particular Blondie.
You don’t really get why. He’s the complete opposite of how she describes him. He never pays attention to her, they never talk, and he’s rude as all hell.
But you’ll pitch her to him until your tongue falls off, even if he never wants to listen.
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Aerion Targaryen has decided. If he cannot beat the hedge knight, he will marry him.
The hedge knight has some objections. Insignificant.A comedy of courtship in which one party is in love and both are concussed.
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dunk aerion married ?????
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Hermione Lupin has six parental figures.
Remus worries.
Sirius encourages bad ideas.
Lily keeps adopting people.
James has given up.
Severus claims he wants nothing to do with any of this.
Nobody believes him.
By the time Hermione reaches Hogwarts, she is armed with a sharp tongue, a frightening amount of confidence, and enough family members to start her own Quidditch team.
Then Theodore Nott smiles at her.
Everything goes downhill from there.
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Ilya kicked him under the table. “What? Are you preparing to lose?”
Shane rolled his eyes, even though he let the smile show on his face, taking advantage of the fact that the cameras hadn’t started rolling yet.
“Asshole.” He huffed, voice fond even as he retaliated with a kick to the shin, smirking as Ilya yelped.
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Or their competitiveness gets the best of them and obsession isn’t just limited to lovers (according to everyone else at least)
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the honeymoon suite by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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“So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.
Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.
At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.
“You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.
Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”
Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”
or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.
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SunShane by khadijasafespace
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.
Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.
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“I– I’m blocked,” Jimin blurts.
Jungkook pauses, warm breath hitting Jimin’s neck.
“I mean, I’m in writer’s block.”
Now Jungkook seems to shift. “Okay, do you want me to fuck it out of you?”
Or: To cure his crippling writer’s block and complete the manuscript due in three measly months, Jimin accompanies Seokjin to a luxury beach resort for a change of scenery. There, he meets enigmatic Jungkook, the local surf instructor, who shows Jimin how inspiring a little casual summer fling can truly be – they might just fall in love.
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Robby, with a fog lifting from his mind, realizes…
Right.
Three months. He’d told Dennis he could stay here for three months. It had completely, entirely, left his mind.
Dennis speaks first.
“What…” he says, very carefully, eyes on the baby in his arms, “...is that?"or: robby had planned to spend three months running. instead, without telling anyone, he never leaves and goes home with a baby
or: the secret co-parenting hucklerobby fic- Language:
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warming up to the idea of love by areyouabadwolf2
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
02 May 2026
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When Maomao answers a summon from Jinshi, she does not expect to end up snowed in and spending the night.
A lighthearted evening, a heavy snowfall, and a handful of weighted gestures presents Maomao and Jinshi with the opportunity to cozy up and clear some air, in between shenanigans.
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- Part 1 of four seasons
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Lmao Basen you cockblocker you. Is ok the horny wins in the end
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So Changeable (and such a loveable lamb to me) by Lenxia
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
03 Jun 2026
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Wearing Emily’s clothes and having breakfast with her?
Andrea smiled to herself.
Things were starting to get better between them.
Maybe—if she was lucky—before her one year was up, she’d get close enough to actually be able to spend time with Emily outside of work.
They did say to dream big.
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After the benefit gala, Emily wakes Andrea up. What starts as a (barely) normal morning turns into something neither of them quite knows how to handle.
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Influential by 409_conflict
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.
He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.
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See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
This is Ilya RozanovYuna
This is a fucking joke, right?
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- Part 1 of Influence
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Winter’s busy playing games, so Karina sits on her cock.
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- Part 5 of OVERZONE