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Deku Enchanted by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Apr 2021
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Just like every other day, Izuku mumbled up a storm and about fifteen minutes later (a drastic increase from the measly three minutes he would have gotten in their first year), Katsuki turned to him and snapped. "Shut the fuck up nerd! I can barely hear myself think!"
And Izuku's jaw practically sealed itself shut. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open his mouth to speak. Thankfully, he wasn't called on during the lesson, but that didn't mean he hadn't tried to participate. He just couldn't.
—or—
Izuku is hit by an obedience quirk, and he wonders who exactly he wronged in a past life to deserve this much bullshit.
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- 31/31
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Loved this. A little heartbreaking for a moment at the end but a great time all around 🥰
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Haven’t read yet but I like concepts where they get hit by a quirk soooo I have a feeling I’ll like this I’ll update yall later
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To you, who had lived under oppression for long years and experienced foolish tragedies, a tall, faceless man extended his hand. He gave you a chance to open a new but dark chapter. With nothing left in your hands, and no one by your side, you accepted.
Your roommate is Tobias Rogers—sick, deranged, capable of making a psychotic move at any given moment, yet a good person deep down. But getting along with him won't be easy, because his best friend Jeff, who is even more twisted than he is, makes things difficult.
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Shane's Got Hands by prailock
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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200lbs of Muscle by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 May 2026
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In the midst of a press conference announcing an expansion of the Irina Foundation to include two camps in Europe, a homophobic “activist” attempts to disrupt Shane and Ilya's statements. He seems to have forgotten that Shane is a professional athlete. It's a swift reminder.
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- Part 4 of Pure Meringue
- Part 2 of Shane's Got Hands
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How Much is Coffee Jelly Really Worth? by berry_flavored
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
24 Aug 2025
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Saiki's penchant for sweets is practically an open secret in his inner circle. When he's unwilling to go somewhere? A surefire way to secure his presence is mention sweets and he's already 5 paces ahead of you.
Though, nowadays it doesn't take much to convince him. Not like he'll say that out loud. Still, the personality switch isn't lost on his friends after being stuck in a time loop for so long.
It really begs the question, how far would Saiki go for for some coffee jelly? Which acts or favors would he do just to get his hands on some sweets? This fic explores that, and hijinks will forever ensue >:)
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Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots) by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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All fics in this series are standalone and may be read independently or in any order.
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Snitches get Stitches by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shameless (US)
06 Sep 2025
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Expelled, exiled, and branded… Harry Potter is given a ‘fresh start’ in the States with his godfather. They move to Chicago and Harry meets his new neighbors, the Gallagher family.
Chaos, mischief, and drama happen. Most of it’s illegal, some of it’s legal.
But yeah, most of it’s illegal.
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Garrett's Girls by PetalsAndPlotTwists
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
05 Jul 2026
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This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.
Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.
Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.
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Jane Rizzoli meets Maura before joining Homicide. Can they both deal with that, or will the secret they shared in that torrid night destroy them?
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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- 27/?
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Funny chats, Marlow has them figured out, just about to do all stars can’t understand what the hell the letters are mean t ok say 🤷♀️*27
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mist you already by starrey_night
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Jun 2026
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An interconnected series where the Mist disappears, exposing the Greek gods and all of their issues to the world, resulting in chaos online.
(Featuring demigods with access to the internet and social media, the Olympians being absolutely feral, a government that cannot handle the new normal, and mortals just trying to survive)
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[Podfic] Proton-Proton Chain (by spacechords) by AppleSapling, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), read by (horchatapods), with (wilfriede0815)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 May 2026
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Ryland Grace attempts to teach Shapiro and DuBois about nuclear fusion in the Sun.
Podfic of Proton-Proton Chain by spacechords.
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- English
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- 60
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- 1/1
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behind closed doors by antimonia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2024
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The bed creaks under them as Liu Qingge grunts in frustration and Shen Qingqiu tries not to whimper in pain. Finally, the hair crown clangs to the floor and they manage to untangle themselves.
Quiet footsteps rush away from behind Shen Qingqiu’s door, and his vision is suddenly flooded with message from the System.
[Mission: Protagonist’s First Heartbreak Completed!]
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AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH ( ≧∀≦)ノ
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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet by kit_kat_katie07 for SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Jul 2026
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You're an international rock star who, during your biggest stadium tour, realizes that they're tired of hiding their relationship with two members of High Voltage, a popular indie rock band. So, you decide take a few measured steps that'll allow you to safely expose your relationship to the general public while keeping your career in-tact. ...Unfortunately, you are also a hot mess who can't help but make your manager, Monique, work for her money, so you take a drastic step one night that reveals your hand a little sooner than what was agreed upon. Luckily, for you, Eddie & Volt like you (and your chaos) more than they probably should.
AKA — a Soulmate AU (when you turn sixteen, your soulmate's first words to you are written on your arm) mixed with a Rock Band AU AND our favorite boys <3
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This isn't happening...
This can't be happening...
He just got him back. He just got Sammy back, and now...
Dean is lost. He's lost and he doesn't know what to do. His only hope of survival is grasping onto the angel in front of him, trusting the others around him, and a Nephilim, who's willing to try something he's never tried before.
Please let this work.
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- Part 5 of Fallen Angels MC Series
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Blue Light Messes With Biorhythm by aestivation
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
04 Jul 2026
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The hum of the lights filled the space between them. Outside, an officer scribbled into a clipboard. Somewhere far down the hall, a phone rang once before being silenced.
Inside this room; only Dark, Kaiser, and their history existed.
Past and present.
Breakage and potential.
Ruin and whatever came next.
the lock with no key and it happens to be blue
Sh**ou👅: chat i took the most INSANE dump ever
its a masterpiece i swear
my asshole is like an art studio 🔥🔥
In which, our funny (❓️) and smart (⁉️) Blue Lock boys all go to the same university but the cloud of life keeps pouring emotional disintegration onto the chosen ones every now and then. Will their hearts survive the push-and-pull?
Or, an attempt at impersonative humor and another attempt at character study
◈The chats cover about ⅓ of the whole fic atp, therefore you can enjoy the fic without enjoying chatfics!
◈Plotless until chapter 7 and then it's an avalanche
◈This fic took a gloomier turn for no reason mom come pick me up-
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Dean is hunting a creature killing sailors when he meets Tony. They are both interested in each other, but will the interest remain when Tony learns the truth?
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- Part 1 of NCIS Family
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Want to read
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Fallen Angels MC Season 2: Dangerous Night by WickedNerdAngel
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Jun 2026
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Dean Winchester is screwed.
He's so irrevocably screwed, that even if he wanted out, he probably wouldn't let himself get out.
Maybe a certain blue-eyed asshole of an angel is the reason.
Maybe Dean's the reason himself.
But now, his brother's involved. Not only do the angels want Dean as their pinch-hitter, they want Sam in the outfield, and Dean's not sure how this game's going to end up.
But Dean Winchester always finishes a job. And he always protects his brother.
And this time is no different.
Because it is still a job
At least... that's what Dean keeps telling himself.
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- Part 2 of Fallen Angels MC Series
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Remus would be lying if he said he didn't love this little game they play.
Or, Remus and Sirius bang in public and try to keep quiet. Remus is not great at it.
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- 4,237
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- 1/1
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- 7
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