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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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dog days are over by Dayun
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Drive (2011), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
03 Jul 2026
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Claire's new uncle is a bit weird.
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I Would Find an Appendix For You if You Needed by Blue_crabs
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
28 Jun 2026
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"Spokeeee," Mapicc whined, "My tummy hurts…"
"I know, bro. Don't worry, we're gonna find—AGHH! SPIDER. I REPEAT, SPIDER. LEO HELP—"
"We will find you that medicine, bro," Leow0ok said after swatting the spider off Spoke; thankfully, Spoke finally stopped shrieking. "Hey, do you think the Mafia has doctors?"
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Stupid crackfic of Spoke trying to find Mapicc stomach medication for his tummy ache.
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Ottawa Centaurs (Mister Hollander’s) by buckleydefender
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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Ilya frowns. “Did Dykstra call me stupid?”
Shane laughs. “No, Ilya. It’s like– when someone is so in love that they act a bit foolish with their… lover,” he explains, putting a special emphasis on the word lover, enjoying the way his boyfriend’s eyes crinkle with joy.
He kisses his forehead for a split second, just because he can.
“Ah,” Ilya finally understands, cheeks flaming red despite Russians not blushing. “I, how you say, contain multiples. Shane tells me always.”
Everyone laughs, not in a mean or unkind way, and Shane is sure that he’s about to burst at the seams with all the love that is flowing through his veins.
“It’s multitudes, Ilya. I contain multitudes,” he gently corrects.
A very stressed Shane decides that Ilya deserves to be celebrated. So he comes out to the Ottawa Centaurs on his own and throws his boyfriend a surprise birthday party with them all.
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sweeet warm
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Can't use ICUP when you can't think straight... can't do much of anything while you can't think straight actually. by ThatOneOneOneOneOneOnePerson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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((After twixxxle dies and Mob goes out. Based on latest episode (2nd one), still looking through villages. Didn't see the book at all..spoilers))
Verity had cleared out twixxles' own house. Blood n' all. The man waits.. waits..... and waits at the base. Until he remembers that he knows everything; truly everything.. . His exact location. He is not coming back without proper Help. And, what did you know?
He was Mob's personal helper-'buddy'. This was more than any other person he was with before.
He's going to.. persuade him just enough.
He'll like it.
He knows he'll like it.He already knows Mob won't fight for real.
He's his.
Only his.
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+82-2-4177-4018: Hey Jay I heard you're back in town so I was wondering if you wanted to meet up? Maybe?
Sunoo: i'm sorry to break it to you but i'm not jay-
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The basis of the teaching is practice by LuisaRose
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 May 2026
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"The Lan Clan's charter contains many guidelines on behavior and relationships with comrades and elders. Perhaps there is also about..." Lan Sizhui bit his lip. Lower. Slightly. Jin Ling thought that his nose was about to bleed. Or he will lose consciousness. Or do something even more stupid." About... Kisses"
Jin Ling opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again. A whole storm swept through my head - from the complete denial of "he is mocking" to the belated understanding of "God, he really thinks so".
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Beautiful tender first kissing, so hesitant and sweet ❤️❤️❤️
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
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CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, twirlybrows?” he demanded. “I already told you that chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”
“It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”
In which Sanji realizes that Zoro doesn’t know what the difference between regular and dark chocolate is, decides he’s somehow going to humiliate him over it, and winds up in way over his head.
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Ryland Grace's guide to getting a guard dog by Dayun
Fandom Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
03 Jul 2026
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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved by macabrekawaii
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2024
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Five times (okay more like... eight times...) the Straw Hats catch Law doing fucked up freaky shit while aboard the Sunny, and one time they realize Law and Luffy are absolutely evenly matched freak 4 freak.
A loveletter to Trafalgar Law, from the bottom of my heart.
[note: this story can be read as a standalone one-shot, but it resides within the continuity of my LuLawLu series in my heart, and maybe yours]
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- Part 12 of My heart's an autoclave
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inordinately high hopes by eraiklys for clouds_hide
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Sep 2024
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They’re both cat hybrids, but Alhaitham’s a silvery-grey snow leopard and Kaveh’s a warm-colored Rishboland tiger. They’re both, in the wild, supposed to be two territorial creatures that would fight each other after even the slightest bit of provocation.
And it’s not like they, as humans, are completely cordial—Sethos watches Alhaitham watch Kaveh, slowly grabbing his cup of wine and inching it towards himself while Kaveh rants about his client of the day—and by the time Kaveh actually notices that his cup is gone from where he’d put it in front of him, Alhaitham’s already drank half of it.
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- Part 44 of *:･ﾟ✧ haikaveh serverversary treats *:･ﾟ✧
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catch us in the morning by transrightssokka
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
20 May 2023
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Hiori looks down and brings his hand up to his mouth, hiding a faint smile. “You don’t wanna go home, do you?”
“No shit, I don’t,” Rin says. He’d rather sleep on the sidewalk than spend the next two weeks with Sae.
Hiori is silent for a minute. His pretty eyes flick to his feet. Up to the back of the seat in front of them. Over to Rin. “So.”
“So?” Rin says.
Hiori lowers his voice. “So, what if we didn’t?”
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Over time, Jean grew unsure as to why he'd been so intent on running from the mafia. He barely took care of himself and could hardly call whatever he was doing living. After all, he knew that one day, he'll be caught and dragged back, kicking and screaming, to be killed or worse: put back in the hands of Riko Moriyama.
But when a snot-nosed, cocky brat, Neil, stumbles into his life, Jean slowly realizes what he's running for.
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- Part 1 of sunflowers & sunshowers
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drunk demon lords and some fuzzy dreams by atrameu
Fandoms: 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse
12 Jan 2023
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after defeating clayman, and having frey and carrion become milim’s subordinates, the remaining eight members of the newly named octagram decide to play a drinking game. which takes a rather.. unexpected spin.
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- Part 4 of Guys and Rimurus gay shenanigans
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Edo Tensei by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
23 Jan 2026
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“The HPSC is doing what?” Present Mic asked Nedzu incredulously.
Nedzu’s smile was tense. “The HPSC is concerned about the recent attack at the USJ and are choosing to intervene. A student of theirs will be transferring into Class 1-A in order to watch for a potential traitor in the school.”
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Or, Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated into bnha with a quirk that makes even All for One look like child’s play. And in his eyes, anyone in UA could be the traitor he’s looking for.- Language:
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앙개꿀잼~~
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It's the first day for the new residents at New Amsterdam's ED. But the rest of the ED is perplexed by the new doctor who's definitely been in their ED before.
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- Part 1 of Welcome to New Amsterdam
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Recommended Videos by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012)
29 Oct 2014
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Grantaire commented on Enjolras' video only because some delusional people kept mentioning him. He expected that someone so amazing wouldn't give him the time of day... but he did.
And now they're fighting in video comments and making vlogs at each other. It's great until Grantaire does something stupid (like he usually does) and realises that at some point he fell in love.
Well he always did love hopeless causes. Seems fitting his love is one itself. Do it for the Vine and all.
(Or the fic where Les Amis are on youtube and there are vlogs about social justice, a dog called Cat and toast)
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You Go Down by nightvalemeteorologist
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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Living together on Erid, Grace and Simon fool around for the first time.
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Rey Niima has been twenty-two years old for approximately five thousand years, and lately she suspects she's in a rut. The feeds are meh. The centuries blur. Then she walks into HIST1010 and discovers Dr Ben Solo: six-foot-something of severely repressed American, the world's foremost expert on her own dead civilisation, and, unmistakably, impossibly, a forty-year-old virgin.
She was only going to take a taste.A five-thousand-year-old succubus who's forgotten how to want things meets the most difficult man in London and tries to eat him. It does not go according to plan. Comedy ensues. Sex ensues. Feelings, catastrophically, ensue.
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Namtar by otterspace418