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    “What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”

    Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.

    Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”

    Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem

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    ANANIA: Hi I'm Anania! This is Gaydar, and today we're going to find out if you're gay, straight or a homophobe!

    Or, Hollanov on the Gaydar show with Anania (LOML)

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    Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again? 

    Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

    Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun. 

    Ilya: I always have fun. I do not know what your problem is. 

    [Harris lets out his signature booming laugh, and Ilya grins widely.]

    Harris: You maybe have a little too much fun. 

    Ilya: There is no such thing. 

    Shane: But what’s the point of the questions if we’re already in love? Like, we’re married. You were there when it happened.

    Harris: Yes, but they can help you deepen your connection, and it makes for good content. People love your love. 

    Ilya: I think we had a pretty deep connection last night, am I right?

    [Ilya holds his hand up for a high-five from Shane, but Shane only glares, and Harris looks slightly horrified. Ilya looks back expectantly, but when Shane doesn’t move, Ilya high-fives himself. With the sound of the clap, the screen goes black.]

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    [Why does Phainon call Mydeimos his wife?]

    Phainon blinked. “That’s really one of the most popular questions? Seriously?”

    after revealing their relationship to the public phaidei decide to do Q&A. it goes as well as can be expected

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]

    Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?

    Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined. 

    Shane: Sounds harmless enough. 

    Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless. 

    Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off? 

    [They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]

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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    A collection of (mostly) unrelated works regarding Lucy’s interactions with her friends. Sometimes it’s people that we don’t get to see her interact with much in the main series. Mostly lighthearted stuff and conversations. Some works are longer than others :)

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    Jason is doing a special article on Lucy and decides to interview the fairy Tail members about her. They all have something to say about their favorite celestial wizard.

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]

    Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!

    Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview? 

    Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.

    Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.

     

     

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    A collection of stories centering mainly around Lightning and Doc’s father/son relationship. All humanized and in chronological order (though they are largely unconnected).

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    If insanemuppet let's me borrow their words: "hollanov competition to embarrass the other on socmed (shane is winning)"

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    “You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”

    If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.

    But Ilya’s not here.

    And Shane is bored.

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    Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.

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    New York heroes The Human Torch and Spider-Man answer the web's most searched questions about each other. Who is Spider-Man? Who's Johnny Storm's favorite Avenger? Is Spider-Man really from the moon?

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    Spideytorch does the infamous WIRED interview. It ends in a small studio fire and lots of apologizing.

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    All my Batfam works in one place :)
    No specific reading order or continuation or connection unless specified.
    Ordered by date written - ergo, the more recent, the closer to canon characterisation. Except I ignore bad parent Bruce at every turn. If I can't see it, it can't hurt me.

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    Exploring the evolution of Shane and Ilya's relationship, in canon.

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    Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.

    Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.

    Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-

    [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]

    Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!

    (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

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    He had stood at the frosted window of his childhood home in Moscow, breathless and small, and watched beautiful birds fly straight into high-voltage power lines. He had seen birds so young, so incandescent with potential, put their entire lives on hold to raise two sons. He knew exactly what happened to birds who got tangled in that endless, sprawling freedom. Their wings caught fire under the crushing pressure, their beaks locked open in a silent, endless scream of guilt.

    Shane could have it all. He could feel it all, without the fire. Ilya would make sure of this. He would tear the sky down and build a cage so small and perfect that Shane would never have to fly again.

    Beneath him, Shane was gasping for air.

    a non-canon compliant exploration of hollanov, baby trapping, and abuse. ilya never learns restraint. shane never finds the exit. their son sees everything.

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      This author has been caught using Claude in other fics. This series also exhibits all the same cadence and Claude voice, though they did not paste directly into the rich text editor this time.

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      i'm coming home by unseemlyndisturbed

      Completed: 2026-06-05
      Series ID: 5798741

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      Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
      David Hollander & Shane Hollander & Yuna Hollander
      Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble & Shane Hollander
      David Hollander & Lev Rozanov & Yuna Hollander
      Lev Rozanov & Hayden Pike
      Lev Rozanov/Original Male Character(s)

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      He had stood at the frosted window of his childhood home in Moscow, breathless and small, and watched beautiful birds fly straight into high-voltage power lines. He had seen birds so young, so incandescent with potential, put their entire lives on hold to raise two sons. He knew exactly what happened to birds who got tangled in that endless, sprawling freedom. Their wings caught fire under the crushing pressure, their beaks locked open in a silent, endless scream of guilt.

      Shane could have it all. He could feel it all, without the fire. Ilya would make sure of this. He would tear the sky down and build a cage so small and perfect that Shane would never have to fly again.

      Beneath him, Shane was gasping for air.

      a non-canon compliant exploration of hollanov, baby trapping, and abuse. ilya never learns restraint. shane never finds the exit. their son sees everything.

      Series Notes:

      the 2 final chapters of i'm your man is a prequel to the other fics in this collection. the other chapters in it are unrelated.

      i'm coming to the cottage is more sexually explicit and overtly violent than the other fics in the series, you can skip it but the other fics will not hit the same. each fic can be read standalone if you really want to. i'm trying harder and i'm taking two steps contain no depicted violence.

    • 29 Jun 2026

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      NRY (Only part 5)

      Scratches the "I want to read about a top abusing his bottom" itch and now I can FINALLY read something with more fluff.

    • 28 Jun 2026

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    It's 2030, and Ilya Rozanov is giving a retirement interview. The interviewer has no idea what secrets she is about to find out...

    (Set in an AU where it was Shane who was the free agent in 2018, not Ilya.)

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