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  1. 29

    Two Hundred and Thirty Two Days by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Rocky and Adrian are brooding their nest site, leaving Grace to his own devices for 5.5 Eridian years. At least he’ll have company. From many other Eridians; many he’s met before, others he meets for the first time.

    (Alternately, Adrian wants to be sure Grace has sufficient behavioral enrichment so he doesn’t go cuckoo again)

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    disregard my last message by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    17 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    We've come a long way (and yet this is only the beginning) by for Kaylay65, kookiesrings

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Sense8 (TV)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    Wolfgang knows more than anyone what it means to have a complicated family.
    or,
    A trip to the immigration office leads Ilya to unlikely places as he discovers what having a family truly means.

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    Let Me Carry You by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Feb 2026

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    What if no one got seriously injured that night on the ice between Boston and Montreal, but it’s Yuna and David that suffer the consequences of that night's game.

    Shane gets the devastating news in front of the press. Ilya intervenes at any cost — including their secrets and pissing off a locker room full of Voyageurs.

    There are unexpected consequences when Ilya Rozanov is left in charge of the plan.

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  5. 21

    The Little House in the Woods by

    Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Got Dropped into a Ghost Story Still Gotta Work - Baek Deoksoo  

    22 Sep 2025

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    A knight ventures into the woods in hopes of finding a witch.

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  6. 53

    Stratt’s Vat by

    Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

    11 Jun 2026

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  7. 49

    Making Love Out of Nothing at All by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    03 Jun 2026

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    Katsuki Bakugo navigates what his life becomes as Tenya Iida steps into it without fear. Overcoming the clouds from heartbreak isn’t a simple task, but it’s maybe a bit easier when someone’s there for you with open arms.

     

    (Title references the song by Air Supply)

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    Drowning in My Soul by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    02 Oct 2015

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    When Percy comes down with a cold, he dramatically tells Annabeth that he's 'dying' over an Iris Message. The pesky rainbow goddess who couldn't mind her own business felt the need to relay this to Poseidon. Who is determined to keep Percy from his (not so) imminent death. Percy really wished his voice hadn't given out so he could fix this giant mess.

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    A Snake Named Voldemort by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Apr 2014

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    After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

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    Wow, Earth Really Skimped on Our Spaceship, Guys! by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    01 Jul 2026

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    The humans get to see the new and improved Blip-A, Rocky and Adrian finally get to watch their beloved Grace sleep once again, and the Eridians muse on their completely and totally appropriate and proportional reaction to the way Earth has treated their human.

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    In the Wrong Light by

    Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Sophie Baek doesn’t believe in things that last.

    Not in fairy tales, not in fate, and definitely not in love at first sight.

    She tried that once.

    It didn’t end well.

    Months later, she’s back to routine. Safe. Careful. Forgettable.

    Then she meets Benedict Bridgerton or rather she meets him again.

    He knows he’s forgotten something important. She knows exactly what it is.

    And neither of them are quite prepared for what happens when the past refuses to stay buried.

    Because some things don’t end.

    They just wait.

    Especially when they’ve been seen In the Wrong Light.

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    hit or miss by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

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    A Bimbo's Guide to Seducing Your Married (and Hung) Neighbor by ,

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    28 Jun 2026

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    You ever meet the love of your life, but then it turns out they’re already married to someone else? Someone who’s not nearly as hot as you? Well that’s the life Stacy is currently living. Val is the perfect queen to her kingdom (plus she’s got a massive fat cock between her legs). Stacy only needs to conjure up a few smart little schemes to make Val realize that as well… Yet somehow, Val’s mundane and boring wife keeps getting in the way of her conniving plots!

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    you are my world, my true by for GallaBratt

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    26 Jun 2026

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    After Ilya Rozanov returns from attending his father's funeral in Russia, Shane Hollander is in his living room.

    Or

    What if Ilya and Shane get to have a soft launch of being boyfriends more on their own terms?

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    do the math by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    Five times Shane Hollander was embarrassed about having a big dick and one time he wasn't by for Wreck

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    04 Jun 2026

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    In juniors they took one look at him naked and said ‘Fucking Christ Hollander’ and ‘what’s the point in measuring when we all know we’re gonna lose?’

    Because Shane had hit a growth spurt and, while he never gained the height he’d prayed for (he wasn’t short anywhere but in the NHL), he’d grown a lot in other areas.

    A lot… more than the other boys.

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    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    Oh my god I have a crush on Batman. by

    Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Squeal to my other work “Five Hundred Dollars” but can still definitely be read a standalone.

    I swallowed, forcing some confidence back into my system. “How about you help me with another dare?”

    “Mhm. Depends.”

    “A dance,” I said. “Can’t afford to lose.”

    Bruce hummed thoughtfully, I could practically feel his gaze dragging slowly over me in a way that absolutely should not have been legal.

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    The Chalky Stone for A Happier Galaxy by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)  

    29 Jun 2026

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    Grogu touches a strange Force artefact which catapults him and Din back into the past, picking up poor Ben Kenobi along the way.
    Din saves Jaster Mereel on Korda VI, both being mostly confused and a bit enamoured. Ben Kenobi- now back to being tiny Obi-Wan is also confused, but most importantly he is determined:
    Obi-Wan will fix things.

    A story of love, so much fluff, unexpected redemption arks, all to create a better Galaxy.

    (Fully written, updated every 1-2 weeks; unbetad and based on the many hours I spend researching the timeline and Galactic transportation)

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    Bright Star by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    “...When he heard that, Nagi was almost offended. What did 'lacks soul' even mean? He was a human with a soul like any other; he simply did not care about those 'feelings.' He just wanted to exist, play video games, and avoid hassles as much as possible. If his writing was good enough to get passing grades, why did anything else matter? Why should he wear his heart on his sleeve like those in the walks of literature? He wasn’t them.”
    _

    Nagi writes what needs to be written and for one goal only: to pass, nothing more. All his professors’ feedback and comments were bothersome, sliding off him without leaving an impact, as nothing ever moved him. That is until he encounters someone who spills light into his world, stirring his soul from its slumber, transforming its longing into love poems.

    Reo has no trouble navigating his way through whatever life throws at him, but something is always missing. Despite cramming endless activities into his days, loneliness lingers. One day, he meets someone most people at university overlook like a shadow in their periphery, and his heart leaps.

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    Comments:
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