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beware the (future) spectator by Infinitely_Zero
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Jul 2026
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"At ease," the Dragon very possessively curls an arm around the waist of Klein, who flushes a bright red, also clearly surprised at this turn of events. "It is a pleasant surprise to be able to meet my love's cherished teammates."
In a very clear display of Spectator tomfoolery, Amon's brother smiles, displaying a friendly facade towards the utter fools who just fall for it, thinking 'Him' a nice person.
"Please, no need for the courtesy. I should thank you all for taking such good care of my Klein."
If Pallez had a body, he would be covered head to toe in goosebumps.
How could anyone believe that?!
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a Sealed Artifact that summons the user's future lover is brought to be tested.
Adam pops out during Klein's turn.Series
- Part 1 of is that really my future spouse?
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Yuna the matchmaker by AmandaBanda
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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“So, Shane, did you know that Ilya Rozanov is single?”
“No, mom, I didn’t know that. Why are you asking?”
“Well, since I started working with him in the Centaurs’ charity, I’ve got to know him and I realized that he is not as bad as people say. He’s actually a very nice young man.”
“Is he?”
“Yes, and I think that you should consider going out with him sometime. I can arrange a date, if you want,” she says casually before taking a sip of her wine.
“What! Mom, no!”
Yuna stars volunteering for a charity program run by the Ottawa Centaurs. There, she meets Ilya Rozanov and they become friends. Then she finds out that Ilya is bisexual and single. Coincidentally, she has a gay son who is also single.
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rimming becomes him by vanillatunamelt for blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.
He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.
Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
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Real Housewives of Ottawa by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Mar 2026
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After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.
SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that
CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞
LISA: 🤞
CAITLIN: 🤞🤞
NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞
JANE: 🤞
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- Part 1 of What is a RHOO?
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“Maybe that’s why you got poisoned.” Harry said with a grin. He brushed a stray lock of hair back from Tom’s face, the touch far gentler than Tom expected. “Someone got envious of that pretty face of yours, just like they did with Snow White.”
Or hated my rotten personality. One of those seems more likely than the other, Tom spelled.
Harry laughed. “Ah, yes. The great debate. What is Tom Riddle more,” he mused, “pretty, or awful?”
Pretty awful, appeared in the air.
“Awfully pretty,” Harry replied.
Or: If Harry had accepted Tom’s deal.
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- Part 2 of The Awful Prince and His Misdeeds
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Wings of silk and a heart of gold by ImVeri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Jun 2026
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Izuku is anxious, every inch of his body is jittery from nerves. This had to be a bad dream... but it wasn't. He knew that everything that happend yesterday, happend. And now he didn't know what was going to happen, except that whatever that is, it won't be good. His secret..., everyone must have seen him. Everyone saw that he was a-
"Midoriya, a word?" Aizawa's voice ripped him out of his thoughts.
...He was fucked.or
In a world where 80% of the population is born with supernatural abilities, Izuku wants to become a hero. He is born with a moth quirk but is forced to hide it and pretends to be quirkless all troughout his life. He plans to keep that secret and become a quirkless hero, but everything turns upside down at UA and once his secret is out, he has to start over. (with the help of others of course)
updates every monday!
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5 times they introduce one another as 'husband' (+1 time someone else does) by coupe_de_foudre
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
25 Feb 2021
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“You must be Buck’s-”
“Husband.” he supplies before Eddie can speak up, “He’s my husband.”
(just buddie being dorky husbands showing each other off, what's not to love?)
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“Assuming this falls under tailor-customer-privilege – it's Mike.” He heaves a sigh. “But I don’t think there’s a ‘gay side’ you can awaken. He’s straight.”
Rene snorts, barely managing to put down his drink before spilling it all over himself. Harvey gives him a perplexed look.
“What?“
“Harvey. That boy? Is not straight.“(In which Harvey has straight boy pain, Rene has a plan, and Mike has no idea what hit him.)
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Draco has her curls. Hermione has his muscles. And neither of them knows how to act normal in front of Harry Potter. Trapped in a high-stakes, two-week body swap, the Ministry’s fiercest rivals must learn to live in each other’s skin without driving the Auror department entirely insane. Workplace banter, domestic chaos, and a very unexpected lesson in anatomy.
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Harry Potter loses a bet to Death and gets sentenced to one week as Minister Tom Riddle's bodyguard.
Harry has also met enough Tom Riddles across enough timelines to know exactly how this goes.
He's still wildly unprepared for this one falling in love with him in less than a week.
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Kind regards, the Eridian Welcoming Committee by Fruitbird15
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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"The Committee worked incredibly hard to provide him with comfort, enrichment and communication, with the slight caveat that they were. Well. Bad at it."
Based on the works of tumblr user @justcakethanks. I adore these little train wrecks and felt they deserved some love.
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UMAMUSUME: The First Stallion! by RocknRoll7575
Fandoms: RWBY, ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Jaune Arc gets reincarnated into another world! He may still have his memories, but can he survive being the center of attention as he becomes the first Umamusuko in a world full of Umamusume!? Jaune may not be up against a world-ending threat, but he's still fighting for his life in this crazy world! Get ready for the arrival of the first stallion!
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Tim and Lucy have been through pretty much every stage- partners, lovers, ex’s, and then parents.
Through every stage between, Tim Bradford simply refuses to admit he’s sick. Every fever, very shift he pushed through too sick to admit. But, Lucy Chen never lets him go through it alone.
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5 times Tim Bradford is sick and Lucy takes care of him +1 where it’s Lucy and another one of his favorite girls.
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'tl;dr: roommate is gay, i am not but i thought i was okay with him being gay until i realised i feel crappy when i see him with other guys and it’s started to affect our friendship. how to deal with this/stop being such a dick?'
or: Clark Kent is starting to worry he might be homophobic. Simply because he doesn't seem to stand the thought of his roommate of one year, Bruce Wayne, being with men. Or... Should he say other men?
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren for AquariusYoukai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈
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- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
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you are a monster from hell by crashingmeteorz
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Jun 2026
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When the dust settles and the circus has been rebuilt, some forgotten NPCs are left to wander the digital world. Evil Jax might not be living his best life or whatever the kids say, but he’s still beside Evil Pomni, so he’s not trying to press his luck.
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There are still four viable sperm samples in the Hail Mary’s deep freeze storage. Ryland knows this because he’s asked Mary about it twice since the day Jude was born. Once, when she was barely six months old, which unnerved him so badly that he slammed the laptop shut before Mary could finish telling him about the samples.
The second time was about five minutes ago, give or take a few seconds.
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- Part 2 of biodome babies verse
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The Accidental Consort (And Why Batarangs Make Poor Wedding Gifts) by Hero_Iron_Dad
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
11 May 2026
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After returning from the dead, Jason Todd Wayne put aside his risky vigilante ways and strives to improve the lives of Gotham's residents as a civilian. He's a good son who doesn't risk his life.
Everything changes when cultists decide to kidnap him and sacrifice him as a spouse to the King of Ghosts.Read on to learn more.
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If Ice Calves And No One Is Around To Hear It by Imaging_Essie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Ten years after his retirement, generational talent Ilya Rozanov broke his equally long public disappearance to do the biography that will change everything.
"You… didn't hate him. You two weren't rivals at all."
Ilya glanced at him, eyes half-mast.
"You…"
Adam had never stared at someone so openly before.
"You loved him."And for twenty years, the world never knew.
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Res through Chapter 7. (Shane died in accident in 2018, 10 years ago. Ilya hired journalist to write biography to reveal all, brother may have been involved in the accident. Mystery about what happened at the funeral. Just traveled to Nashville to retrace steps.)
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