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  1. 2

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    Columbina just can't take her eyes off Sandrone, even when she really should.

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    • 02 Jul 2026

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    • 02 Jul 2026

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      "It looks like I still have a lot to learn, then. You wouldn’t mind teaching me, would you?"

      If Sandrone could gulp, she would have done so by now at the sight of Columbina’s half-lidded eyes—

      “My, beloved, Sandrone…”

    • 02 Jul 2026

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    What if, after asking Professor McGonagall to sign his permission slip the day before Hogsmeade, Harry started complaining under his breath about it being unfair and whatnot, and Snape, who had just had enough of it, made him a deal: if Harry could produce a perfect potion, Snape would sign it for him.

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    I was re-reading PoA and had this idea, and had to write it. Hope you like it ^^

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    In another time, a simple favor turned into nothing more than another ponzi scheme, one turned into a dozen and tossed out just as quick. Here? Amda thinks about what she can gain from it all and gets way more bang for her buck.

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    A late night conversation between Luffy, Sanji, and Zoro is revealing how the future King of the Pirates views a certain Navigator. Shades of LuNa. One-Shot.

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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    Park Seonghwa was supposed to keep his hands clean.

    As the youngest son of Park Minseok, one of Seoul’s most feared mafia bosses, Seonghwa had been raised far away from blood, deals, and violence. His older brother would inherit the empire. Seonghwa would become a doctor. That was the plan.

    Then he spills coffee on a stranger in a café.

    Then he gives him his number.

    Then he gets kidnapped by that stranger’s men.

    Kim Hongjoong knows exactly who Park Seonghwa is.

    The golden child.

    The untouchable son.

    The one piece on the board no one is reckless enough to move.

    But reckless people have always been Hongjoong’s greatest problem, and now Seonghwa is in his house, furious, terrified, and worth too much to simply give back.

    Hongjoong cannot hurt him.

    That does not mean he cannot use him.

    And Seonghwa is determined to hate him for it.

    At least, he is at first.

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    Loguetown is a good place for a bounty hunter to work. Plenty of pirate ships coming through, and the local Marine base is always happy for the extra help. Benn can stroll onto a docked ship, find the captain, and take them out. Easy. Profitable. Boring, but that's good. On Loguetown, he's one bounty hunter among many.

    Benn considers himself a fair man. He doesn't go after any brand-new bounties; he'll let them have a bit of time to get used to the lives they've chosen before he'll go after them. If there are members of a pirate crew without bounties, he'll let them go. No need to drag them down with the more active members of their crews.

    And he won't hurt kids, ever.

    Shanks isn't the exception to Benn's rule, but the troublemaker just keeps showing up.

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    Jack and Nisha are having some relationship problems. Timothy is the solution.

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    In turn, Grace was expected to share a funny story of humanity's history, so what else could he do except think back to his students and try remember some of what had fascinated them – not what he had taught, that was boring science stuff, no, he was looking for something they had mentioned that had caught his attention enough to go research it for himself

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    "Mr Grace, is it true that the Australians lost a war to emus?"

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    OR:
    Grace teaches Rocky all about The Great Emu War!!

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  10. 61

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    “Look, we have a problem,” Shauna gritted out, making sure no one was around before lowering her voice. “Have you heard the shit people are saying?”

    “What exactly?”

    “Everyone at this fucking school thinks we’re dating.”

    Jackie barely looked up from inspecting her nails. “Do they?”

    “Yes, they do. So we need to figure out which idiot started the rumor and—”

    “I know who started it.”

    “Who?”

    “Me.”

    Shauna Shipman and Jackie Taylor had hated each other for years. The hockey captain and the soccer captain could barely stand being in the same room without arguing, and honestly? They both liked it that way.
    But after Shauna got dumped by her secret girlfriend, and Jackie got publicly outed by her ex-boyfriend, they suddenly found themselves with one thing in common:

    They both wanted revenge.

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    Shauna Shipman and Jackie Taylor fake date in an elaborate attempt to ruin their exes’ lives. What could possibly go wrong?

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    What did their life look like from Olruggio’s eyes, Qifrey wondered. Did he too lie awake and restless long after saying goodnight, wondering why he slept alone?… How did moths, so entranced by the light of fire, know to stay far enough away lest that flame hurt them? Was it some primordial memory that survived passed down on instinct?

    Perhaps Olruggio was the same; maybe even now he wished to confess his secret feelings but some instinct deep down whispered, “turn back, don’t get too close - it will hurt you.”

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    Olruggio invites Qifrey to a party. Sadly, Qifrey has a wonderful time.

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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    I wanted to find a way to get some high-Shane-post-concussion-hospital-magic in a story, and what better way to do that than a nice little wisdom tooth extraction.

    When the opportunity presents itself, Ilya ditches the MLH awards weekend in Vegas to fly out to Ottawa so he can help Shane through his dental surgery. Shane says too much, naturally, and the boys end up sharing a whirlwind twenty-four hours that will change their futures in the most wonderful way.

    Because of some chompers, tuna-meldown never needed to happen.

    "Ilya regretted not checking his carry-on—while totally unnecessary, it would have bought him an extra twenty minutes of staring at a spinning carousel before he had to face his impulsive offer to comfort the man he was used to pounding his dick into. Instead, he had about a fifteen minute walk to reconcile how after seven years of the same shit, he was about to become the man who could maybe offer more than just nine inches and an orgasm. He was sure to walk slowly, knowing damn well that the slower he walked, the quicker Shane’s mind would spiral. If he walked any slower, he’d miss the surgery altogether."

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    One day, Tarn stumbles upon a suspiciously explicit fanfiction starring Megatron on the Decepticon community forums.

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    Shane and Ilya's relationship is the best kept secret in all of professional hockey. That is, until an ill-fated Christmas party brings it all crashing down.

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    The party spends a little too much time together, and in the process, everyone slowly realizes one important thing:

    Mike Wheeler is hopelessly, unapologetically whipped for Will Byers.

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    One by one the moments when the girls realized that Master Qifrey and Olruggio were in love. Plus one moment where someone knew their love was not meant to be.
    (also analyzes Qifrey and Olruggio's parental relationship with the girls)

    Unlike all the other apprentices, Riché had immediately assumed that Master Qifrey and Master Olruggio were married. For her, it was a far greater shock to learn that they were not.

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    Ivan groans, memories from yesterday rushes in his mind like a hangover. Yeah, the drunken conversation was much, much worse than the aftermath of the drinking spree last night.

    "....I dare you, Ivan, to date one guy from different departments every week for five weeks! One guy per week, got it!"

    Screw those bastards.

    But what was more damning was his drunken self's stupid response to their bullshit.

    Ivan grins, slamming down the empty bottle on the table, eyes spinning as his face heats up from the excessive alcohol in his system. "Fuck yeah!"

    Ivan groans.

    Or:
    5 times Ivan dated someone because of a dare, and 1 time Ivan dated Till because Till said that if he dares to date someone else, he'll be sorry.

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