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    When Elena finally turned around, she found him leaning against the wall near the entrance, watching her through half-lowered lashes. Elena ignored the feeling his gaze stirred in her. Was it apprehension, or anticipation? Sometimes, with Damon, she wasn't entirely sure there was a difference.

    "Make yourself at home," she said, gesturing toward the sofa as she turned toward the kitchen to make herself some tea.

    While the water heated, she added, "I'd offer you something to drink, but I don't have any dark magic wine."

    Damon's eyes widened for an instant at the words, and then a cold half-smile appeared on his face.

    "I can think of a few other things I'd be interested in drinking," he said, his voice a silky murmur. "If you're offering."

    As she reached into the cabinet for the tea, Elena smiled despite herself. This was more like the Damon she remembered. They had played this game countless times before, and it was infinitely easier than the silence.

    "I'd let you bite me if you let me kiss you first."

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    Bite-sized BttF moments for McFly July 2026! An eclectic drabble collection with mood boards and something for everyone!

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    6/31
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    Он очнулся в мире, который успел рухнуть без него. Отряд погиб. Дом разрушен. Отец мёртв. А его жизнь спас тот, кого он сам хотел бы убить. Рико вынужден собрать себя заново: из пустоты, чувства вины и ответственности за тех, кто остался.
    Тем временем, в столице, перед Мэри встаёт выбор: принять наследие и ответственность за добычу стратегически важного ресурса, вернуться в войско или остаться дома с человеком, которого она любит. И все это – на фоне войны, надвигающейся на Парадиз.
    ✅ Думаю,метки в шапке работы говорят сами за себя) Предлагаю сделать выдох после динамики первой части и после морально тяжелых событий второй. Не бежать, не гнаться за развитием сюжета, а вместе с персонажами остановиться. Подумать. Выбрать. Даже улыбнуться.
    ✅ В этой части я дам каждому герою пространство: теперь не только как солдатам, а как людям, которые хотят выжить, сохранить себя и не потерять то, что им дорого.
    ✅ Я сохраню жизнь двоим персонажам канона. Это не изменит ключевые события оригинальной истории, но повлияет на развитие моего сюжета.
    ✅ Третья часть - не о битвах и преследованиях, она - о возвращении к жизни после смерти, о поиске себя и, наконец, о любви ❤️.

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    After the war, while the wizarding world rebuilt, Hermione Granger disappeared, dedicating herself to a single goal: a treatment for lycanthropy. With her work entering clinical trials, she finally has something she hasn't allowed herself in years: time. Time she doesn't know what to do with; a chance to remember who she was before she became someone who fixed things.

    She doesn't expect a Quidditch match to pull her into a world she never meant to be part of.

    A world run by Draco Malfoy.

    He gambled everything on a legacy of his own - London's first professional Quidditch team, built from a construction site up, on inheritance and stubbornness. What began as reputation repair became something greater: a symbol of unity and ambition in a world still healing.

    Their lives were never meant to intersect.

    But when Ginny Weasley signs with Malfoy's team, Hermione finds herself drawn - reluctantly, curiously - into Draco's world. Stadium lights, private boxes, post-match celebrations… and Draco himself: no longer the boy she knew, but a man composed, intelligent, and impossible to ignore, watching for the right moment to walk back into her life with proof he's no longer who he was.

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    Missing scenes, character studies, quiet moments, domestic fluff, emotional conversations, and the occasional bout of complete nonsense.
    A collection of Shadowhunters ficlets featuring Malec, the TID trio, the TMI gang and whoever else decides to walk into the room.

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    8/?
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    The threat of Hollow Disasters have worsened tenfold, and New Eridu has broken apart to fend for itself.

    Phaethon has disbanded, Cunning Hares have flown under the radar, but worst of all, they've since severed contact for three years.

    Billy wishes he knew why. He wish he'd known at all. Wise just wants to see another day, hopefully one with no Hollows, no uncertainty or destruction, and everyone back together.

    But New Eridu is different now. And so are the people.

    The last thing he hears, before it all goes black, the familiar feeling of arms wrapped around him in a now foreign embrace—

    “I hope you don't forgive me.”

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    Amelia "Asa" Léang never planned to discover magic.

    A fiercely independent tech executive from Denmark, Asa’s life is firmly rooted in the non-magical world—until a chance collision in London’s Diagon Alley brings her face to face with Draco Malfoy and a reality she was never meant to see.

    When strange magic begins responding to her in ways no one can explain, Asa is drawn into the wizarding world—and into Malfoy Manor—while Hermione and the others attempt to understand what she is.

    Because Asa’s magic isn’t ordinary.

    As the wizarding world begins to notice her existence, curiosity turns into scrutiny, and scrutiny into danger. Between Ministry suspicion, magical anomalies, and Draco Malfoy’s increasingly possessive determination to keep her safe, Asa must decide where she truly belongs.

    In a world of old magic and older expectations, she may be the one thing no one is prepared for.

    And Draco Malfoy might not be prepared for her either.

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    Más de 500 traducidos, capítulos en su mayoría independientes.

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    Gege really wasted Ryu and Uro's potential... So I got them to Join the Shinjuku Showdown Arc :D

    “Are you too scared to walk up to me, Hajime?”

    Jujutsu Kaisen What If.

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    While working at a fancy resort as life guards, Gilbert and Lovino’s secret hang out with Alfred turns into something that they’ve both been wanting to do, as well as job loss.

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    Another Traveler showed up in Teyvat. He has lost all his memories of everything leading up to that point.

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    25/?
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    Kim Mingyu has only one dream: cook warm meals for his members, fold laundry in peace, and live a quiet life. Unfortunately, the universe has other plans.

    One ordinary pot of kimchi jjigae mysteriously heals a sick member, stops a typhoon, and somehow turns zombies back into perfectly healthy humans. Overnight, Mingyu becomes the world's greatest miracle... and the world's biggest target.

    Governments, scientists, billionaires, and even aliens become desperate to taste his cooking. Every meal he makes accidentally solves another global crisis. His ramyeon fixes the ozone layer. His fried rice ends inflation. His pancakes make volcanoes apologize. While world leaders argue over who deserves an invitation to dinner, the rest of SEVENTEEN desperately tries to protect their giant chef from becoming humanity's full-time problem solver.

    Meanwhile, Mingyu doesn't care about saving the planet.

    He just wants someone else to do the laundry for once.

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    The saying goes that all good things come in threes.

    For you, life had always been a quiet, singular line. You considered yourself the definition of ordinary—mousy, perhaps a bit too quiet, with no defining features that would make anyone turn their head in a crowded place. If you had any saving grace, it was a sturdy backbone; you didn't look for trouble, but you wouldn't let anyone step on you either.

    But then there was Nagi Seishiro. And later, there was Mikage Reo.

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    Ryland and Simon reach their destination, but what do they do next?

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    Jeongguk was curious about it at first. The way Seokjin would pout unconsciously. 

    He'd pout when he's sleepy, when he's focused, when he sees something he likes, when he's angry and whining. 

    He pouts so often it drives Jeongguk crazy. 

    If he kissed his boyfriend every time he pouts, then well, even Jeongguk wouldn't know how many times it'll be. 

    Or, Seokjin doesn't know what's going on with Jeongguk. It's just that Jeongguk keeps kissing him.

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    Twenty-year-old Brian Kowalski was a three-hundred-and-ten-pound, unwashed, porn-addicted stain on humanity. When he suddenly drops dead of a massive heart attack during a marathon masturbation session, God decides he’s too pathetic for Hell, but far too disgusting for Heaven. To scrub his soul clean of digital filth, God isekais Brian to a remedial afterlife: a G-rated, cartoonish fantasy world called Candytopia. It is a saccharine realm of pure friendship, candy gardens, and absolute innocence, designed to teach him wholesome values.

    But God made a catastrophic miscalculation. While the world runs on the logic of a Saturday morning kid's cartoon, its female population is comprised of drop-dead gorgeous, insanely busty, thicc-ass babes. And for some odd reason, none of them seem familiar with the concept of sex.

    Armed with Earth's depraved knowledge and a relentless cock, Brian begins to systematically manipulate, trick, and corrupt the hopelessly naive population. This is the raw and utterly uncensored journey of a complete degenerate who gets everything he ever wanted, slowly turning a pure paradise into his own personal, cum-soaked, bimbofied whorehouse.

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    Venti hires Kazuha as the photographer for a campus gig.

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    Galene is a nymph, an android made to serve humans, in the city of Elysium. Nymphs are not supposed to be capable of sentient thought. Thinking machines are highly illegal and subject to immediate destruction on discovery.

    So its a good thing that Galene isn't! And she has the normalest day every as a result.

    This is a fanfic of Tris Husband's GO detective noir characters! The original books are really good, you can find them here: https://itch.io/c/6470672/isadora-daughter-of-eudoxia

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    21,588
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    James loved squirrels, the fluffiness, the way they could remember where they saved food months in the past, how they could solve simple problems, but James dies while saving a friendly squirrel, just to wake in London 1991, age 11, with the same squirrel and a letter.

    Minor use of Norse gods -not so much marvel ones
    Planing to get through all the books, and maybe some more afterwards.
    I'm using minor descriptions, hoping readers have read the books, or watched the movie prior.
    *Very much a work in progress, will update tags as story progresses.
    First time writer, ⁣
    Sorry in advanced.

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    Chapters:
    172/?
    Collections:
    1
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    106
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    287
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    124
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