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congratulations, you're pregnant! by shaneverse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jul 2026
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"Dr. Hollander..." Luca's voice came out low, almost cautious. "I think there's a gestational sac."
Shane stared at the student for a moment before letting out a short laugh.
"Good try." He waved a dismissive hand. "Now tell me what's actually on the screen."
No one answered.
The silence sent a chill up the back of Shane's neck.
He turned his head toward the monitor, expecting to find a cyst, an artifact, or anything else that would justify this collective reaction.
It was a gestational sac.
No.
Or: Shane Hollander is a radiologist, an alpha, and happily married to another alpha. One routine teaching session leaves him with an impossible diagnosis and five students keeping the biggest secret in modern medicine.
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- Part 9 of hockey didn't happen
- Part 4 of the hollander-rozanov parenting chronicles
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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Jason, after making up with Bruce, realizes he's taller than Bruce, but Batman is taller than him.
Wait, what?Feat. Dick and his high heels.
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Pent-up Idiots. by Sinful_Static
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2026
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After a very silly argument that escalated disproportionately Denki and Kyoka aren't in speaking terms.
Momo, Mina, Kirishima and Sero try their best to make their dear friends bury the hatchet but Bakugou and Todoroki have a much . . . Direct way to approach the problem.
For you see! Those two . . . Are just clearly pent-up and really need to bone.
A romantic comedy with lots of silly references and a happy, but very eventual, ending.
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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oh, I love you and i can't fake that for a moment by monsterholic_lesbian08
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
28 May 2026
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Andy and Emily have been secretly dating for some time now. The only people aware were the two of them, Emily's twins, Lily (and her daughter) and Emily's private driver who kinda just figured it out, The only issue about this secret relationship being that it was only supposed to stay a secret for a few weeks..not 8 months.
When Andy gets recognised as being in a relationship by a co-worker who overheard her call someone “babe” and says “i love you, ill see you tonight” on the phone, they started a rumour about a new boyfriend… Emily was unamused.
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Aka, a silly story taken seriously about Emily and Andy coming out as a couple, but how does a couple come out when one is awkward and one is confident? They don't. They just start publicly acting like one… this is a story with humour, fluff, a bit of angst and more
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Once Upon a Pair of Wheels by CharlieDC
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jun 2026
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There are five miles left on Shane’s commute when his car stalls on Route 136. A litany of swears light up the inside of his luxury vehicle at the same time his check engine and coolant lights blink.
When he is dropped off at Rozanov's with a broken down car, he realizes that the head mechanic may do more than just tune up his engine.
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WIP
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Set during Season 2 with major twists: James Doakes, fuelled by frustration, is locked on Morgan—determined to uncover what the freak is hiding. But his relentless pursuit might reveal more than he ever bargained for.
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caught with your (metaphorical) pants down by chaos_valentine
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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In hindsight, maybe Sonic really should have a door.
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Bottom Shadow Week Day 6 - Exhibitionism
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Everyone believes that Taehyung, who had been brought up in a conservative pack, has surely tamed his Jeon Jeongguk, who had a notorious habit of attracting trouble and scandals.
What they don't know is that Jeongguk is not the one who needs to be tamed
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13 Students Remain by whattheskyknows
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
18 Oct 2024
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Kaede Akamatsu wakes up inside a classroom alone.
(Time loop AU where the only way to leave the game is to survive.)
26/05/26 - Every single chapter has been edited and cleaned up, and all grammatical errors have been fixed!!! Any mistakes left in this fic at this point are probably gonna remain, lol
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Best drv3 fanfic to ever exist. The reason I ship Oumata.
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4 times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov had an unrequited crush on Shane Hollander and 1 time they were proved wrong by Sherlocked_Moriartied
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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Ilya is really not subtle about loving Shane, and it leads to some of the Centaurs getting the wrong idea about their relationship.
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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unknown number by broadley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.
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Island Chains by kirinki-alt01 (kirinki)
Fandoms: The Gray Man (2022), Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Jun 2026
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Maybe you just want to feel like a part of the human race once again, the way you had a long time ago, just for a short while.
Driver thinks he missed his one chance at true happiness.
Then he meets Ryland Grace.
(With special appearance by Courtland Gentry as Grace's brother.)
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- Part 1 of rgcu
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Modern Lockets by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)- Language:
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The thing about loving Max Verstappen quietly is that it requires a particular kind of discipline.
Daniel's had six years to learn it. He's also had three weeks to carry a ring around in his backpack, waiting for the right moment. The ring is titanium, from the halo of Max's 2023 car. There are four diamonds in it, one per championship, with room on the band for more.He'd intended it as a promise. Max receives it as a challenge.
"I want more diamonds, Daniel."
Or: Daniel gives Max a ring with four diamonds, one per championship, and room for more. Max takes this as both a love letter and a personal challenge. The paddock will never recover.
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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jul 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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