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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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я думаю ten of ten. that’s enough. it’s good and so on.
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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So fucking funny
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
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- English
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The whole relationship is built on texting!
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
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M/M
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Heated Rivalry (TV)Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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Shane Hollander/Ilya RozanovYuna Hollander & Ilya RozanovShane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
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Ilya RozanovShane HollanderYuna HollanderDavid HollanderHayden PikeJ. J. BoiziauPatrice DrapeauCliff MarlowBrad HammersmithRyan CarmichaelMontreal Voyageurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
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Published:2025-12-29Words:13,813Chapters:1/1Comments:1,195Kudos:38,948Bookmarks:8,548Hits:310,250
The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong)
pucksandpowerSummary:
The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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”Easy, Jungkook-ssi,” Jimin calls.“The key is control, not momentum.”
“You keep saying that,” Jungkook grunts, adjusting his feet on the bar clumsily. “Control this, squeeze that. I thought this was supposed to help me recover.”
“You will,” Jimin replies. “Your ego, though – not sure.”
Someone in the class snickers, but Jungkook gives them no mind. He lifts his head, giving Jimin a lop-sided grin. “I’m starting to think degradation is just your way of flirting, Jimin-ssi.”
Jimin observes him with a mirthful sparkle in his eyes. “Jungkook-ssi, believe me – you’d know if I was flirting with you,” he pauses, holding eye contact. Then, “Ten more,” he singsongs, eliciting a string of groans and disgruntled whines.
The reaction only makes Jimin smile more.
or;
Jungkook never thought resistance training would get this… hard.
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Jay is Yoohan's sponsor, which means he can get Yoohan any role he wants. Unfortunately for Yoohan, Yoon Jay's perverted antics and terrible sense of humor are deeply woven with all of his sponsor's top picks.
[A pile of fluffy, smutty, one-shots all based on the premise "What if Jay wanted to tease Yoohan?"]
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congratulations, you're pregnant! by shaneverse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jul 2026
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"Dr. Hollander..." Luca's voice came out low, almost cautious. "I think there's a gestational sac."
Shane stared at the student for a moment before letting out a short laugh.
"Good try." He waved a dismissive hand. "Now tell me what's actually on the screen."
No one answered.
The silence sent a chill up the back of Shane's neck.
He turned his head toward the monitor, expecting to find a cyst, an artifact, or anything else that would justify this collective reaction.
It was a gestational sac.
No.
Or: Shane Hollander is a radiologist, an alpha, and happily married to another alpha. One routine teaching session leaves him with an impossible diagnosis and five students keeping the biggest secret in modern medicine.
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- Part 9 of hockey didn't happen
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“Is it weird that I’ve always wanted someone to kiss me like that?” Eddie says, mouth completely skipping that whole ask-brain-for-permission-first thing.
“No weirder than me always wanting to kiss someone like that,” Buck replies.
Every bit of oxygen is sucked out of the room. The movie is still playing, but Eddie can’t hear it over the ringing in his ears. His eyes snap to Buck, who is rhythmically puffing his cheeks out and picking at the label on his bottle of soda.
Five time Buck and Eddie kiss platonically, and one time they don't.
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Did We Get Hitched Last Night? by mxmushroom
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jul 2026
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The 2018 NHL Awards were amazing. Sure, Shane didn't win the Conn Smythe, but next year's definitely his year. Plus, he wakes up beside his amazing boyfriend, looking forward to a nice, private summer at the cottage.
That is, until a photo of the drunken night before breaks the internet and blows up their lives. Accidentally outed and navigating a PR crisis, Shane and Ilya are about to find out exactly how hard they’ll fight to keep the life they’re building.
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The one where Hollanov get married in Vegas.
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
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It's Charlie Spring's first year of University, away from home, away from all his friends and family. It's safe to say he's out of his element, but is determined to make the most of campus life. Living in Hamlet House is his solution to his fears and worries. At least it was supposed to be. He's unsure how exactly he managed to instigate a full on prank war with another of his dorm mates, one Nicholas Nelson, but what he does know is that he CANNOT lose.
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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Did it HAVE to be Twilight?! by MonsterMash93
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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So, I seem to have blundered.
At least another me is looking out for me...
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool...
Or
When I died and another me decided that was unacceptable.
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Finished Reading Chapter 46
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46/
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat
Published: 2026-04-18
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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THIS IS SUCH A FUN CONCEPT I LOVE IT!!!!
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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
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- Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability
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Play Me a Song & I'll Play You a Movie by Wecouldbeher0es
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Mar 2026
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Mike Wheeler is completely head over heels for Wonder Will, the boy with eclectic music taste on WSQK, The Squawk radio. During his shifts at the Family Video store with Max, Mike tunes in to hear the boy's sweet voice, desperate to know more. Who is Wonder WIll?
Will decides to rent a movie with Robin at the Family Video store when he meets the most beautiful boy he's ever seen. He becomes fascinated with Mike, wanting to learn all about his dreams and desires.
Through secret messages in the songs Will plays on the radio and movies Mike suggests, their love story begins to unfold.
Play me a song, & I'll play you a movie. 💙
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IS THIS INCREDIBLE?? SIMPLY YESSSSSS
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if you read anything let it be this
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a simple case of mistaken identity by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jan 2026
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"What could Hollander possibly need with Boston social media lady?” Rozanov asked.
“Shane’s in love with her,” Hayden said.
Rozanov’s face did something very weird.
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Or: after becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.
Problem is, the only person he can find is Ilya Rozanov, and Rozanov is being a real dick about the whole thing.
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Charlie Morningstar wants nothing to do with her parents’ matchmaking schemes, or the power-hungry suitors they’ve picked out for her. Caught in the middle of a political tug-of-war between the Sins and the Ars Goetia, she comes up with the perfect plan: fake an engagement with the infamous Radio Demon instead. Alastor is dashing, dangerous, and just unhinged enough to say yes… for a price. Now the two have to survive the Suitor Selection, an elaborate series of challenges designed to win the favor of Hell’s most elite, all while pretending to be hopelessly in love. The problem? The pretending part is getting harder to fake every day.
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Warning: This Wizard May Contain Feelings by grangerette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
18 Jun 2025
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One night and one questionable decision later, Draco Malfoy finds himself tangled in the bliss of finally having Hermione Granger in his bed and his arms. Months of hopeless pining seemed to have paid off until Monday morning hit like a rogue Bludger, and everything spiraled wildly out of control.
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Alternate Relationship Reveals - there are no secrets that time does not reveal by Promised_ivy
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jul 2026
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Alternative Relationship Reveals- All the different ways they didn't get found out
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