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What’s worse than getting cockblocked by the ministry? Getting cockblocked by the fucking ministry owl. What the fuck, Shacklebolt.
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***** NOW COMPLETE *****
Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life on purpose: a brilliant career, more projects than hours in the day, and a future carefully unburdened by expectations. Draco Malfoy has done the opposite—running from his legacy, his family’s obligations, and a marriage contract he REALLY does not want to fulfill.
A chance encounter at a gala at Malfoy Manor binds them together in a way neither of them chose—and neither of them can undo.
An accidental marriage becomes something far more dangerous: a slow unraveling of old wounds, unavoidable desire, and a bond rooted in ancient magic that refuses to be broken easily. As Hermione and Draco search for a way out, they uncover a story buried deep in the Malfoy line—a tragedy of love, betrayal, and sacrifice that may hold the key to their freedom… or doom them to repeat it.
Enemies bound by circumstance. Lovers bound by magic.
And a question neither of them can escape: what if the cost of breaking the bond is more than they can bear?Accidental marriage. Slow emotional burn. Sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a lesson in accepting the love you think you don’t deserve.
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- Part 1 of Unfortunately Yours Universe
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Our House by hollanov_1410
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 May 2026
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A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!
p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵
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A hard task by Ariesjette
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Aug 2017
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Steve is training peter but steve's super nose makes working with a teenager hard...
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"If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.
"But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.
"Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.
"Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.
Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.
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When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him.
(Slight AU set early season 9 in which "Ezekiel" healed Sam without possessing him)
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Jace walking in on Magnus and Alec in bed. by redcds
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
04 Jul 2026
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Magnus and Alec are pleasing each other in bed when interrupted by Jace.
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There is a universe wherein Draco Malfoy chases after Hermione Granger following their fleeting tryst on the beach. He grabs her face, and kisses her again - hard. They spend the rest of that night, and many more together.
This isn't that universe. In this one, he lets her leave. And then, he disappears.
When he returns, Hermione realizes that there is something. . . alien about him.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Underrated Fic*
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Young adults, summer after the battle of hogwarts, alien!Draco
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What did you think when you made me this way? by electropopp
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
29 Sep 2023
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When Andrew blurted out the life-changing "that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you", Neil started to think that he liked Andrew back. Then came the sex and Neil was totally and completely in favour of it.
A year after they defeated the Ravens and their lives became somewhat more normal, Neil knows he's attracted to Andrew. It's obvious by now. But when he starts finding him attractive in non-sexual situations, Neil starts to get bothered. He can't stop thinking about Andrew, and Andrew? The fucker doesn't. Stop. Teasing.
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birds in their little nests agree by pomeloquat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2024
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Married life with omega!Bruce and alpha!Clark, featuring their coalition of very territorial children.
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Bruce's heat lasts approximately six days — that should be plenty of time for Clark to impregnate him, right?
[Five times Bruce and Clark's children stopped them from making a new one, and one time they succeeded.]
For Bottom Bruce Wayne October day 7: batfam cockblocking Bruce.
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- Part 2 of birds in their little nests agree
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sharing is caring by xxcasually_obsessedxx
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
20 Jun 2026
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Soobin had watched the way Kai's adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed the cold liquid, his lips a pretty pink from where he bit them in concentration and the way his pants got tight when he sat crisscrossed between them. The fabric tight around his thighs, highlighting his hips. Kai's cute smile in his direction was like the cherry on top. Soobin swallows, it was getting harder to hide just how much he wanted the maknae with every passing second.
Unfortunately, he finds Beomgyu's eyes doing the same thing he was doing too; eyefucking Kai. He glares at him. How was he going to fuck Kai if Beomgyu was cock blocking him?
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Or both Soobin and Beomgyu want to fuck Kai but neither is willing to share...at first.
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dry spell by hollanov_1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?
Ilya: a what? what is SOS?
Shane: like a distress signal
Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father
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Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.
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- Part 5 of Our House
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Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.
All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.
Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.
Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.
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- Part 3 of The Agenda Series
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When Draco hires Harry Potter to revamp his garden, he doesn't expect that keeping his hands to himself will be the hardest task he'll face.
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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【授权翻译】Petey and Wade secret dating service (as in they are secretly dating, and that serves to protect the world, in the loosest definition possible) by Ishtar476
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2017
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好吧，所以也许peter接下这个工作是为了呆在wade身边，也许这样做不是那么专业，但你告他呀，他就是想多花些时间和男朋友在一起！
不，别真的告他，Peter是个穷人。
不过他现在有工作了，所以可能也不会穷太久
当然，这都要看他的新老板是不是喜欢他，以及他是否能不被发现自己是所有人最喜欢的邻家蜘蛛侠。
而当这个老板是Tony Stark……Peter从没有这么不自信过。
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Arthur is a closeted Olympic snowboarder who has only just started to come out to his close friends and family. To the rest of the world, he’s Arthur Pendragon, Team GB’s Golden Boy and best hope of getting a gold medal in the Olympics after coming home with the silver in Sochi (and fuck wasn’t that an experience, worrying about being outed in homophobic-central Russia. To be honest, Arthur feels guilty he even attended those games).
The pressure on Arthur is immense, but as long as he can keep his head down and get on with things, he’ll be fine. Cue Merlin Emrys, a newcomer to Team GB and up-and-coming figure skater who is determined to make his mark on the scene. And he’s fucking hot.
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Love Among The Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 May 2026
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