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Wake up, Connor! It's me, Hank! (The Revenge Slap) by LiteraturePROCESSING
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
25 Apr 2019
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Connor is rarely still in stasis when Hank wakes up and drags himself out of his room, but one time this rare occurrence does happen, the human happens to receive a report for something the pair need to investigate…
He remembers the method Connor used to try and wake him up for the Eden Club investigation, and he just can’t resist the temptation.
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Leaky Space Blob by sari_wn_larry
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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and there it was again. His name. but it sounded different again.
♫⋆｡♪ ᝰ₊˚♬ﾟᯓ.‧. instead of ｡𖦹‧₊‧..
"did you change my name in the software?" Grace asked.
Rocky fidgeted, moving from side to side a bit, claws wiggling.
"Yes. changed name. week ago."
"oh...ummm...okay... w-what did you change it to?"
Rocky sang the new Harmony of Grace's name, "♫⋆｡♪ ᝰ₊˚♬ﾟᯓ.‧."
"Grace." the robo voice supplied.
"Well, yeah, but, what's it mean?"
"it is meaning of your name. gift sent from above, a kindness."
that made Grace pause. "oh. well, then what was it before?"
Rocky seemed embarrassed now, carapace tilted down, claws fidgeting. He stayed quiet for longer this time, unwilling to answer.
Grace has a sneaking suspicion.
"Just tell me, pal." Grace said irritably.
"Rocky call Grace Blob before."
what.
"what."
__________aka: Rocky named Grace 'Blob' in the tunnel. it stuck. Grace finds out.
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please, won't you (make a family with me) by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
Shane Hollander has a BABY????Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?Lily @BostonLily1991
DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
Replying to @BostonLily1991
what?One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.
Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.
“People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.
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Shane Day by InkandHemlock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, heated - Fandom
28 Jun 2026
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The Centaurs decide to do a Team Bonding Day- a collection of outings where they take turns choosing activities based on their own interests. Today is Shane Day.
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- Part 1 of Team Bonding Day
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Post Lawsuit
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Buck is refused to return to work, he loses his job, his family, is financially wrecked. So he leaves everything behind and happens to eventually meet the chances, he learns what family really means.[YOU DONT NEED TO WATCH RAISING HOPE TO READ THIS]
Note: This fic is completely written, I will upload as I edit the chapters. So hopefully, you won't have to wait too long for uploads. 🩷
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- Part 4 of All Based In The Lawsuit Era
- Part 2 of Obsessed With Crossovers
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Watch your Colors Grow by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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That is how it starts.
My pebbles are all good kids and a tight knit group. There are rarely fights or tensions and I can honestly say that they are all friends.
But Sam, showing all of them up with a gift that made Teacher Grace smile softly with tears in his eyes?
That means war.
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A lucky find leads to lots of gifts for Teacher Grace from his precious pebbles
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- Part 5 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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The Devil Wears Black Turtlenecks by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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To secure funds for the Petrova Taskforce, Eva Stratt delegates the fulfillment of fashion sponsorships to her first officer, Dr Ryland Grace, as she neither has the time, nor patience, to pander to the male gaze whilst she saves the world.
Grace himself is a fashion disaster, and would like to know why this “gooch-eye” shirt is so special.
Or: Grace has a… unique sense of fashion, everyone else suffers the consequences of this fact.
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“You’re telling me,” Childe says, his voice increasing in pitch with every word, “that you—you, the fancy funeral consultant who lectures pigeons and alphabetizes his tea cabinet—you’re biologically wired to marry the first person you screw and stick with them forever?!”
Zhongli, impassive: “I wouldn't put it quite so crudely.”
Childe: “You wouldn’t put anything crudely, you gilded fossil!”
Zhongli arches a brow.
Childe slams his hands on the table. “Do you realize what this means?!”
“No,” Zhongli lies. Zhongli, whose tail is curled just slightly tighter around the leg of his chair. Zhongli, who is starting to suspect he may not survive this breakfast with his dignity intact.
“It means,” Childe says, eyes blazing with the sort of deranged glee only possible from someone who once tried to flood a nation as a workplace prank, “you’ve already picked me!”
In which Childe learns dragons mate for life and becomes completely insufferable about it.
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- Part 53 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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Colt and co. are filming a scene near Ryland's school. As Colt plans to meet his brother, Ryland turned out to be one step ahead of him.
Or, Colt gets a visitor on set, causing just a tiny bit of confusion, and fluff ensues
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- Part 3 of Coltland Gentry AU
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First Rain in the Season of Aftermath by eight_arrows
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
27 May 2026
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A single change, a moment of recognition...
"Have you heard? The God of Misfortune has married The Scourge of the Heavens!"OR: In which Xie Lian is impulsive, Hua Cheng has a very limited capacity to refuse the desires of his god, and Heaven is an ancient bureaucracy a few steps away from collapse, as written by an author with Some Knowledge of theology and mysticism.
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So Lily is just a buddy? by avid_reader64
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.
Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.Series
- Part 6 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Part 1 of Alternate Universe
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Very cute becoming friends and then falling in love over text.
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theo @rozstoe
cliff “I would bang roz if I had to pick a dude” marlow has the biggest crush on rozanov after shane hollander
💬 24K 🔄 70.2K ❤️ 200KReplying to @rozstoe
star @starlysmarly
fr fr . that man looked at cap like a snack before he left us for ottawa and #hollander (i understand you cliff)
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nina @tittyrozzy
i think no one can withstand the magical powers of ilya rozanov’s curls n huge cock and his moles and— yall get the point
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Shane bright like a diamond by LesCorpsBeaux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Mar 2026
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On the radio, the host announced the next track. A new song by Rihanna. Ilya started the engine and slowly began to pull out of his spot. He stopped dead in the middle of the parking lot when he heard the first lyrics.
♫ Shane bright like a diamond ♪
"What the fuck?" Ilya muttered…
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All these times a simple song, came into Ilya's life and became his favourite song...
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He stands up, because Eddie does not cower from knocks at — he checks his phone — 10:52 PM, even though every true crime podcast his abuela forwards him suggests this is exactly how people end up as a Dateline episode.
He looks through the peephole.
He blinks.
He looks again.
There is a man on his porch. Which, fine, he expected a man. What he did not expect is for the man to be — and Eddie needs a second here, because he’s processing several things simultaneously and doing a poor job with all of them — approximately six foot two, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, visibly muscular in a way that suggests either a dedicated gym routine or a genetic lottery win or both, and completely, entirely, spectacularly naked.
Except for the potted succulent he's holding in front of his crotch.
Eddie's succulent. From Eddie's porch. The one Chris named Potricia.
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Shane: I'm begging you to stop texting like the rookies
Ilya: why? I'm young and hip
Shane: Please never say that againGlimpses into Shane and Ilya's phones after they got married and Shane joined the centaurs.
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Yeosang has spent years hiding his omega instincts. But three months into their relationship, his pack starts noticing the missing clothes, the purring at 2am, and the carefully constructed nest in his room. When his heat finally hits, all eight of them learn that taking care of each other means so much more than they ever imagined.
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How to take care of your omega- a visual demonstration by Ateez.
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how to get pregnant in 30 days by eldritchdyke
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Sep 2025
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Lestat wants a baby. Louis also wants a baby. They’ve been mated for a month and are still bad at communication. Or how to baby trap your husband 101.
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The Other One Where the Justice League Almost Didn’t Figure Something Else Out by batsandthebirds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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The thought occurred to Hal suddenly and with such force that he spat his coffee out as he pointed aggressively across the Justice League meeting table at Nightwing. “You! You know who Batman is!”
Nightwing, who had been idly tinkering with what looked like a new version of his escrima sticks, raised an eyebrow at Hal. “I should hope I know who Batman is. He is one of the founding members of the League. And my father. Are you feeling okay, Hal?”
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Or, a lot of people asked for an identity reveal sequel to my Batfam meets the Justice League fic, so here it is. Plenty of sheneanigans and a touch of birdflash thrown in for more sheneanigans and my own amusment (and Barry's anguish).
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- Part 2 of Batfam and Justice League
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