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AllSeeingEyes wedding, but everybody is here

Summary:

Daemon/Tkiy have a wedding, but people attending it are just characters from probably all fandoms I'm in💔 and Reader too ig (and 2 of my ocs??) anyways you get the point🙏🥀

Kinda lost plot after adding too many characters

Notes:

ok, originally it had a plot, but I might've got carried in tagging and somehow ended up with reader insert?
I'm... Not sure how I got here, but y'know, if it's legal to post everything here so I guess this' legal too?
I mean, I think I didn't do anything against the Ao3 rules, But if i did I'm absolutely taking it down, ain't no way I'm gonna do the tagging incident (I heard there was this fic that added tags for no reason just to break down the web💔)

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The invitations have been sent and the wedding was about to start, Daemon was the one wearing black suit and a tie while Hatsur had an almost white dress with a tint of yellow which glimmered in the sunset's light.

Ralsei was helping Hatsur with his looks as he already had too much knowledge so he didn't mind getting bit more, he was also very good with fashion so when Hatsur was done, he looked absolutely handsome.

Ragatha on the other hand was with Pomni helping Daemon style his suit and kept on adding more and more accessories that were absolutely unnecessary.

Susie, Kris, Micha, Lyx and Nina were the flower girls.. people.. alive beings(?) were getting their flowers ready for the honoured walk and others were starting to get seated.

You stood there, waiting for Hatsur as for some reason you got picked to walk him to the wedding post. While you were waiting, somebody approached you and tapped you few times on the shoulder to get your attention. Who else would it be than Derek.

"Hey, heard you're the one walking Hatsur.", you shook your head before he kept on going. "Just wanted to inform you to not look at his face, he's absolutely chopped.", without giving you a chance to respond he went back to Avery and sat next to him.

"..Does he really have infinite knowledge?", you murmured to yourself as the sound of piano interrupted you.

At the piano sat Jax who was forcefully chained there because nobody else knew how to play it and he kept refusing, but oh well, life's not fair.

Daemon was already at the post with the fish who was going to announce them as one and he absolutely looked stressed. Audience too though, looked stressed because what can you expect on a wedding of two beings that ruined life's of people that were maybe attending the wedding too. Who eveb thought of that?

Not that it mattered for Daemon as Moe was here for snack table while Z and Regect were making out in the corner. Who would've guessed. Micha was mostly just playing with Lyx and Nina as Kris and Susie were actually just eating the damn flowers, within minutes the whole basket of flowers was stuffed in both of their mouths, mostly Susie's though. She seemed to favourite roses.

Watching the small chaos unfold, you didn't even register Ralsei calling out for you because Hatsur was ready.

"Yeah, he's ready. Just walk him down and then give both these two box's", he spoke as he gave you two wedding rings. Both in one small box.

You stored them in your pockets before Hatsur finally stopped besides you and awaited for your signal.

The walk was the most embarrassing thing you ever did, and just wished for it to be over. How did I even get here?, you thought and a small whispers replied to you.

"Because you decided to read this fanfic, obviously?"

You just rolled your eyes and ignored him, last thing you wanted to be is that Y/N with that Ceo or something. Not happening.

You two reached the stand and with a flash you just put the box's on nearest surface and left to watch in the audience.

 

PianoJax finally paused the song as fish started to speak. "Ladies and gentlemen, please shut your phones off and let's get started. Today we are attending the wedding of Hatsur and Daemon. So should we say the woes?"

Hatsundre cleared his throat and took his paper out as if he didn't already know everything and started to speak. "My love, my darling. I shall say that—"

"Fuck the woes moron, let me just kiss you.", and so they did

"Dude.. you ruined this.", the fish spoke before he just swam away, what's the point in speaking when you were ignored both now and when you asked for audience to not spoil anything?

Some of them were clapping; Ralsei, Pomni, Ragatha, Lyx, Nina and some of them were doing their own shit; Moe and Micha just chatting and eating the cookies that were meant for later, Regect and Z still making out somewhere in the corner, Avery and Derek just chatting while secretly flirting with each other every now and then you and Jax, who were just counting down the timer until all of this was over. Somehow you regreted coming over here even though you absolutely choose that on you own without anybody forcing you and now you decided to blame it on the organisator of this event.

Soon all of the beings started going home, fiah obviously being the first one, then you because there was too much going on and so on

At this point only Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Daemon, Hatsur, Avery, Derek and Jax were left.

Kris and Susie were eating the leftovers that were on the table and Ralsei was just chilling with them, every now and then stealing one snack.

Daemon and Hatsur were fighting with Derek and Avery as 'technically Hatsur didn't ruin your life's, you just decided to enter his' which caused a whole mess until Avery used his skywars skills to knock out Daemon and run away with Derek.

Hatsur decided to leave so Daemon could heal though Ralsei used his Healing power to speed up the process before leaving for the Dark world with other two.

Jax was left alone, chained to the piano with no playthings that would crack him open like an egg he absolutely wasn't.

Notes:

First time writing Reader insert and this is what I choose🥹🙏

There is genuinely more tags than words in this shit
I'm gonna orphan this shit🥀

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